THERE IN AN EXPLOSION

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A White Russian walks down a dirt road toward a town emerging from the horizon. In hope of watering his parched throat the last few hundred yards go by quickly. As the gap between the Russian and the town limit closed a group of savage dogs appeared closely tailed by a group of adolescent boys. With nowhere to hide the man was quickly circled by the snarling dogs and they taunted him, snapping their jaws at loose folds of his clothes and barking softly. The largest boy just a hair short of the Russian cultivated a whispy beard and gave him a piercing look. The Russian tried to speak but the boy pushed him down and the dogs followed, surrounding the man and producing blood and ripped shards of cloth.

asfdzxc, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

A White Russian walks into a bar, he says to the barman "I'd like a White Russian please" and the barman says "Weren't you ripped to shreds by savage dogs in the last post?" the Russian replies "Why the big pause?" because he was also a Polar Bear, or something.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Heard it.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too. Jeez, Jarl, time was when you would bestride this quaint desert town like a political statuette in a time of war. No these days, no sir. What remains of the plot you have yet to lose I suggest you treasure, for the time approaches when Dr. Skreem and his army of animated mutants will enter the final stages of their wierd invasion.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.skemers.com/

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Heard it.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

That's you answer to I love everything.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 14 November 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)


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