You know who you are...........

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Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't by the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality,
whispering......

"Dave, you're a Veterinarian...."

― Ðµdë §téè£, Monday, 3 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you doing NaNoWriMo too?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

He's way behind on his daily word-count, if he is.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm having a National Verb Moment:-

Identify

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"You know who you are."

No. No I don't.

This bra is too big and these tires are too small.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

*Pauses, places hand over heart, thinks of verbs, bows head, ect.*

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE

― Amazing Randy, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

YO HOW'S IT HANGIN', RAND? HOW'S THE SHED?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

He's amazing.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

DAMN RIGHT! AND HOWZ DEM OLE CLOVES FARMERS IN DA HOUSE? LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DEM CLOVZ!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

My-o-My,

I never expected such a hugh turn out.

I'll just go into the kitchen and whip up another batch of Pralines.

Jack Daniels is on the bar...... Make him get down please.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

This is all amazing, simply amazing.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Then again, you're very easily impressed, aren't you, Marty Mart? Remember that gypsy that got you to follow him around for fifteen years just because he was holding a sparkler?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Mrs. Henty?

Paul is picking on me again!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

And it wasn't a sparkler, mister smartypants, it was a Magic Wand and it only sparkled when he was using it.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

It wasn't a magic wand, it was his finger dipped in glitter.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 7 November 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It wasn't his finger dipped in glitter, it was the transmission system from a 1973 Trabant.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Well,

that was a good year for Trabants...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 7 November 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats not a 1973 Trabant, why the big pause?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Throw him a polo

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT'S a mighty BIIIIIG polo, why the long face?

― Ðµdë §téè£, Saturday, 8 November 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Alanis Morrissette.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 9 November 2003 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ten years pass...

I'm Alanis Morrissette.
― Matt (Matt), Sunday, November 9, 2003 6:00 AM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mattresslessness, Friday, 20 June 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

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