Dubious proposition

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"Every day in every way I am getting better and better."

Discuss.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I know I'm getting better.

I can now enjoy a cigarette without the preliminary sex.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I can now enjoy sex without Marty watching. Also, I have improved immeasurably.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 6 November 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss that.

Puff, puff.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't

Puff, puff.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I just received an E-Card from myself extolling how much more wonderful I am today than I was yesterday.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I sent that to you while pretending to be you.

I've showered twice and I still feel strange.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, and he wishes you'd stop feeling him

― C J (C J), Thursday, 6 November 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

That wasn't me.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, I know ... "my hands never left my body, officer". I've heard it all before.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 6 November 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Zen,

That strange feeling is from the magic mushroom shampoo you bought off E-bay last week.

Lather, rinse, trip, repeat.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 7 November 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh! I'm crushing on Dude Steel now! Oooh!

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Matthew! Stop it! This is getting difficult to explain.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 7 November 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh! Now I've got a crush on Marty!

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Take two psychedelics into the shower?

Have you ever noticed how anti-vampires the Lighthouse Family are?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

No, and neither have you.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Does that make the Righteous Brothers pro-vampire?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the pop world versus the underworld.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody call Aaron Spelling!

― Aimless, Saturday, 8 November 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron!

You're Spelling!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 9 November 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaron The Teenage Warlock?

Zombies, Vampires, Witches, add a few drunken sailors and an Anime dragon to make this the hit of the century.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Sunday, 9 November 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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