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Do you have any to spare?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Never, ever, underestimate the crushing power of a mans jaw.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Skeleton is not pronounced Skelington, even though it sounds better.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"BRIEFING SESSIONS ON FUTURE FLEXIBLE WORKING OPPORTUNITIES"

Is a worrying email subject line to recieve from HR

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Lions have never been to Zion.

Also Neo and Trinity die at the end of the new Matrix movie, and the final fight scene is rubbish.

And Morpheus becomes a classroom assistant at your old school, but he gets sacked for taking pictures of kids with his Motorola camera phone.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The world is under no circumstances a great big onion, regardless of what Marvin Gaye might think.

Whatever you do, don't fuck up.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Lions are however responsible for that new ion drive propulsion system.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, see how I change history?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Binge drinkiing is a major cause of eyebrow loss.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

In later life, your children will always know better

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Trousers fit better with the zipper in front.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Never ever attempt to run down to the restuarant you work at at 1am becuase there's been a powercut, it will only end in tears.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Or fulsome thanks from your boss and a pay rise, as the case may be.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

tears of joy.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 13 November 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

rivers of blood

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 November 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin of Sherwood.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 13 November 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

something of the night

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Thursday, 13 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

mourning glory

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

ADVICE: Do not trust the menfolk!

Ever!

― Sara, Thursday, 18 December 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Why so?

I once gave a man some keys to look after, he returned them promptly upon request.

My anecdotal evidence seems to contradict your suggestion that "the men folk" are untrusworthy, what say you to this?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 18 December 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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