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As a Humanist who happens to be an American, I want to say how very, very ashamed I am about what our shithead leader did to the Queen's grounds. It sickened me to read that.
There is no "punchline" to this.
I am truly disgusted by the arrogance of the bastard. The Queen and the Royal Gardens and grounds belong to all England do they not? And the President of the United States flew in and pissed on them. Did your PM notice or was he on his knees with his lips pursed to kiss Bush's ass? I read that 10,000 protested his visit. I hope that when the damage he did soaks in 10 times 10,000 will protest. I hope that Mr. Tony "Ain't I a Dandy" Blair will be deposed in the next election. Here in America, I don't see much hope. The election rigging is in place and with the exception of Aimless, Dude Steel and I, Americans are idiots who believe that more is better and better is more and if you aren't white and Christian than you should die you rotten fuck.

Anyway...

Your Majesty, I'm very sorry about what that dirty rotten lying thieving cocksucking motherfucking murdering sonofabitch bastard did to your yard.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 November 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to do something.
I would even sacrifice myself in the name of Humanity but you can't get NEAR the bastard with a creme pie.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 November 2003 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

So these American soldiers walk into a bar in Bagdad.

"What is your pleasure?" asks the barkeep.

"KILLING TERRORISTS!"

And they shoot everyone and leave.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

So these American soldiers walk into a bar in Worcestershire
"What'll it be?" asks the barman.

"THREE PINTS OF BEER!"

And they shoot everyone and leave.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 November 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

why doesn't pints rhyme with hints, tints, or shin-splints??

hurley (hurley), Thursday, 4 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I propose that it is possible to make "pints" rhyme with antelopes.

I bet Matt could do it.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 4 December 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

all it would take, as archimedes observed, is a long enough pole.

hurley (hurley), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

And a fulcrum that could stand the wait.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just done it.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 5 December 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)


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