how many trees are in arizona

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Daniel Jaffe

Arizona DUI Defense Lawyer

Studnicki, Jaffe & Woods, PLLC

Scottsdale, AZ

480-361-2444

http://www.duiarizona.com

― ARIZONA DUI LAW, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Twelve. All the rest are frauds.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 4 December 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the penalty for impersonating a tree in Arizona? I'm curious.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 4 December 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

You could ask a lawyer.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 4 December 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's one:

Daniel Jaffe

Arizona DUI Defense Lawyer

Studnicki, Jaffe & Woods, PLLC

Scottsdale, AZ

480-361-2444

http://www.duiarizona.com

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 4 December 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

But the trees can stand up on their own, unlike his clients

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 5 December 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

A tree would make a good drinking companion.

You only have to buy them one drink.

They never get loud or boisterous.

They don't smoke.

They won't puke in your car or on your carpet.

They will listen to anything you care to say for as long as you care to talk.

They won't compete with you for a late date at closing time.

A tree won't call at 3 AM needing bail money.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 5 December 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

And you can piss on them

― C J (C J), Saturday, 6 December 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

really hacks the dryads off, though

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 7 December 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

They dont follow u around

― jack the dealer (jack the dealer), Thursday, 11 December 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

trees or dryads?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Thursday, 11 December 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Narcs, presumably.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Regarding that "tree pissing" business:

I read in a book somewhen that there are entitys called "Ents" who appear, for all practical purposes, to be trees.

These "Ents", it seems, have the power of mobility and they don't liked to be pissed on. ( They don't like sentences that end in prepositions either but fuck 'em. I don't go in the woods. )

An Ent, if offended, can snatch you off your feet and compress you into a lifeless ball of protoplasm the size of an orange.

On behalf of trees everywhere, I'd like you to know that Joyce Kilmer was a guy. *Snick, snick harumph!* ( It's a tree joke. )

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

There are millions of trees in Arizona. They are currently being protected by a spotted owl who has gained "endangered species" status. When we need lumber here, we import it from Chile.

― Hacken Slash, Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Absolutely.. all of them are protected!!! Come to AZ!! Lots of trees, just don't mind the owl shite!

― LapisLaz (LapisLazuli), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

How ironic, cos I'm really low on owl shit, yet I have lumber to spare. Think, Matt, think...

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 29 January 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

Ents spoiled my picnic once.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

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