Blatant Lies

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

1. The Eagle is the world's smallest flightless dog

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

2. People who die in Nepal have over a 70% chance of rising from the grave.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

3. This years "Worlds Strongest Man Competition" was won by a void in reality previously occupied by a snake.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

4. More people are killed every year by being forcibly posted to the BBC than are killed by guns.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

5. mommy's watching, daddy's watching, and we want you to sleep tight.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 11 December 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

6. all's well that ends well.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 11 December 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

7. he crawled in there himself whilst i was asleep.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 11 December 2003 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

8. No, those pants don't make your ass look fat.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 11 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The dog did it!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 11 December 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

10. I intended not to put the nine on the previous post.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 11 December 2003 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

9. arthur scargill is the most capped -- and most beloved -- of all the england captains.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 11 December 2003 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

11. i swear i'll never do it again. never.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 11 December 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

12. 78% of workplace self-immolations are due to gross overreaction.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 December 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

13. this won't hurt a bit.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 11 December 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

14. You'll like it. I tastes like potato chips.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

15. The poet Rimbauds name is actually pronounced "Van Peebles"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

16. your son has great potential.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 11 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

17. The entirety of the new Lord Of The Rings trilogy was filmed imside Peter Jackson's head using "tiny cameras" (source:CNN)

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

18. Lapwings lapdance in Lapland

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

20. if unattended, skips sing

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

21. I just can't get you out of my head, boy your love is all I think about

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

22. Anyone given the Iron Cross medal in World War 2 died seconds after television was invented. In 3454.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

23. Rex Sweeney spelt backwards reads "Rex Sweeney". Palindromes' a-plenty.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

24. I'm spinning around. Get out of my way.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

25. Wasps + Boats = Waspboats

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

26. 99% of things you find on the internet are fab.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

27. In my imagination there is no hesitation, We walk 2gether hand in hand. I`m dreaming That U`re in love with me Like I`m in love with U But dreaming`s all I do,If only they`d come true

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

28. I have never used lie # 13

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

29. I'm going to read AAD without drugs.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 11 December 2003 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

30. I just found this site but I doubt I'll put it my favorites.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 12 December 2003 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Lynskey has watched "The Sound of Music" 37 times and has never climbed a mountain.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 12 December 2003 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

32. Zen Clown is lucid.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 12 December 2003 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

33. when i found her she was already dead.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

34. that's how it's supposed to look.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

35. i *guess* so.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

36. i wish you both all the happiness in the world!

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

37. many people with your condition go on to lead perfectly normal lives.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

All you need is love.

― Aimless, Saturday, 13 December 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

39. 50% larger, FREE

― Ðµdë §téè£, Saturday, 13 December 2003 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

50. "I so hawnee, I love you long time."

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 13 December 2003 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

41. If you keep playing with that, you'll go blind.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 13 December 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

42. The meek shall inherit the Earth.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Saturday, 13 December 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

43. I smoked marijuana once.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 14 December 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

44. It made me want to rape and kill.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 14 December 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

45. this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 15 December 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

46. no, no . . . stop -- please, please stop.

― hurley (hurley), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

47. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

48. That was the best sex I have ever had.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the best meatloaf I have ever eaten.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

50. For a fifty year old woman you're a hottie!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

51. I swear, I only had two beers Ocifer Jones.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

52. You're right darlin', Elvis ROCKS!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

53. Butter makes an excellent hearing aid.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

54. I thought that she was 21.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

55. It wears just like leather but at the vinyl price.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

56. My Doctor said that I am completely cured and the voices agree.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

80's Plastic Toy vehicles set "Manta Force" is based on the work of Umberto Boccioni.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

58. Michael Jackson is a normal, straight, black, man.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

59. Elvis was shot by a carnivorous raspberry.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

60. Elvis is dead.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

61. Elvis jokes are funny.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

62. Just kidding.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

63. Matts a joker.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 19 December 2003 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

64. Elton John is the owner of the patent for popular game 'Connect 4".

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 21 December 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

65. Richard "Twice-nightly" Whitely owns the largest collection of MIchael Jackson memorabilia in the entire West Riding of Yorkshire.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 22 December 2003 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

66. J.R.R. Tolkien was a cannibal.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 22 December 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

67. A tribe exists in a remote part of Nepal where they speak fluent Welsh

― C J (C J), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

68. 95% of the Queen Mum's body was covered in tattoos, all of which where runes of somekind.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

69. The fluid inside lava lamps is actually hotter than lava.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 29 December 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

70. Linkey has a tatoo on the inside of his left eyelid that says "Open prior to embalming."

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

71. If you scrape the stuff off of goldfish to make a ring for your loved one, she'll love you forever but your naked goldfish will hate your guts.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

72. If monkeys have access to BBC long enough, they become human.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

73. Storks really only have one leg. They've been fooling people for years...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

74. Bicycle tires are not really round. It is an illusion perpetrated by "circle people".

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 29 December 2003 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

75. Big business is going to corner the market on air and we'll have to pay dues to breathe.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 29 December 2003 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

76. This thread has been locked by an administrator.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

77. Damn, I had so much more to say!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Monday, 29 December 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

78. I suspect that he suspected that.

Oops! Back to the topic...

Nuns don't wear underware.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

No, really

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has been locked by an administrator

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.