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I took my monkey to the vet the other day and said, "There is something wrong with my monkey. It won't eat bananas and won't play on the tire swing and just lays around on the floor." The vet looked at me and said, "Are you stupid or something?"
So that he would know that I possesed razor-sharp wit I answered "OR SOMETHING!"
He said, "This isn't a monkey, you fucking idiot, it's a Chihuahua."
Well. Was MY face red. THAT explained so many things.

( If anyone has any use for an almost new tire swing, let me know. I've only used it a few times and I always wiped it off real good afterwards.)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 20 December 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

That isn't a Chihuahua, it is an Eagle.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Saturday, 20 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

this only goes to prove the old adage: "it's always best to take a big wonking bite of something before trying to guess what it is."

― hurley (hurley), Sunday, 21 December 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

Yeeuchh! Marzipan!! Ptooohh!

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

How does one bite unicameralism? I hearChihuahua Eagle Monkeys are very chic in New York this spring. What's the latest fad where you are?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 8 April 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"cats can't skip"

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I have heard that cats, being far more intelligent than humans, always keep at least ONE foot on the ground.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Not true. Ormskirk's tiny black mascot, Treacle, is regularly scooped up unceremoniously by Robin, who proceeds to scream sweet nothings into her ear. Most undignified.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The latest fad where I am? Beer. Yep. Everybody's doing it.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

May I presume that it is Mr. McKenzie who is undignified, not Treacle?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 10 April 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hell yes.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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