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Happy Xmas to lurkers and posters alike.

Love and Hugs,

Lynskey.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I accept these Christmas well-wishes, Mr. Lynskey, and return them in kind.

When the tribe has foregathered, I shall pass around the bottle of rye whiskey concealed in this brown paper sack. Those with communicable diseases must thoroughly wipe the bottle neck on their sleeve after taking their swig - in plain sight of the rest of us.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank You for the Christmas punch and the Merry wishes!

May you and yours also have a Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

BAH! HUMBUG!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Christmas

I've been lurking on this tread for awile. I thought I was funny but, NOOOOOO! I dare not compete. Thanks for the pissing-my-pants-my girlfrinds-asleep-shhhh!-hold it down laughs.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Thursday, 25 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny? I think not. Everyone here is dead serious. Well...comatose serious anyway. Oh, except for Mr. Steel. He's really dead. All of his posts are posthumous.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 25 December 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, fuck it. I'm going wassailing. Naked. It's cold here so I won't be gone long.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 25 December 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

In response to my dog's barking, I turned on the porchlight to find a mute person signing "Silent Night".

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 25 December 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Merry what?

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 26 December 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

England

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 26 December 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Merrie

― C J (C J), Friday, 26 December 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was in Sixth Form a lad I knew who DJ'ed under the utterly inappropriate name of "Lucky Jim". He was later nationally ridiculed on BBC2 for an unrelated incident. True story.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was at Univeristy I knew a lad who DJ'ed under the entirely apt monicker "Bewildered Zorro" he later joined the SAS. Lie, complete lie. Wrong thread, sorry.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 27 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

why would that make it the wrong thread?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 28 December 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Pay no attention to Matt, Weeb. He sometimes uses the "lady's room" at the pub and no one notices. (He puts the seat down and washes his hands and the girls think he's cute)

Oh, God, how I envy the bastard.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn right.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey.

If you got it, flaunt it.

(Oh my god, oh my god...to be young and beautiful...)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, that would be CJ's cue...

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 29 December 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.billiardbasics.com/images/cuesight.gif

No that would etc etc

― Visual Pun Police (Matt), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

good point

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://microfab.watechcenter.org/photos/Pictures/Needle%20Tip.jpg

yada yada.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

razor-edge ribbon. geezuz, a million laughs. the kids thought it was some kind of *gravy* at first. no delusion a thorough salting couldn't dislodge. now dash away all. i mean it. dash away. all.

― hurley (hurley), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this "Christmas" stuff finally over? I mean, like, can I stop jingling my bells? They're getting sore.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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