New Year resolutions

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I almost hesitate to ask, but does anyone have any particular resolutions for 2004?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to post "800x600". I won't.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

*applauds*

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 1 January 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

*escapes utilising jet-pack technology*

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 1 January 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

in 2004, i am finally going to staunch my wounds. also, i am going to salt a broader range of meats. last but not least, i am going to let *no* injury go unpunished, hewing strictly to the multiplex koranic forumula for retribution.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 1 January 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I shall refine my techniques for miscellaneous brining, further strengthen my fortifications with judicious construction, glide intermittently and regularly wake up partial strangers at three am with my hilarious prank phone calls.

Furthermore, I will quit somebody elses job.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 1 January 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Quit mine- God knows I'd like to

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Thursday, 1 January 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I resolve to get outside more and to spend less time on the computer posting on boards.

Like that'll ever really happen.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 1 January 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude.

― Aimless, Thursday, 1 January 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

If Ðµdë §téè£ actually DOES start going outside, I resolve to start carrying my pepper spray with me...if only to the mailbox.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 1 January 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

obtain, dessicate, and pulverize the spice girls, and then use their essence to make the most subtly perfumed curry extant, to be served at a soon-to-be-opened highgate eatery (square plates, hi-tech titanium cutlery, and tumblers carved from the bones of tory back-benchers who will vanish one-by-one from the mists of the sauna underneath the athenian club). but i will declare triumph only when king beckham samples the fare, deems it fine to a sea of synched strobes, and then, when informed that posh is on the menu, does a damn-fine jed clampett impersonation and then dives in for seconds (with a tin-foil swan for the dogs at home). also i want to lose five pounds, one at a time.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 2 January 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it to late to change my resolution???

I reeeeeeeeeeeaaaalllllyyyyy need to change it!

I went outside this weekend and there was this terrifying bright glowing ball of fire in the sky, dunno what it was but I DON'T LIKE IT!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Sunday, 4 January 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

just some of my satisfied curry customers "saluting" the chef in the traditional manner.

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Num, num.

*Burns down neighbor's house in "salute"*

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 5 January 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

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