You don't have to ask a drunk, they'll tell you anyway

"yep"

If that's your Gary Cooper impersonation, it should be "yup".

"Looks like I just proved your point, pilgrim." (That's my John Wayne.)

Francisly mon cher I don't give a Drachma...oops, the ol Rhett Butler routine needs work as well.

regards,

REB

Mae West...

"Why don't you come up and see me some time?"

I had to change clothes for that one.

Zen,

You had to change clothes but your makeup was fine the way it was, as always.

REB,

Lemme tell ya sumpthin, see this here scar? Thets where I was running the thresher down at the mill an went to take a sip, for medicinal purposes of course, an' my hip flask slipped outta my hand!

I did the logical thing and reached right in to grab it before it got busted by those chopper things in there.

I know you're askin' yourself " how'd he get a scar on his stomach from reaching into a running piece of machinery to retrieve an errantly dropped bottle of booze"

Damned if I know...... it was there when I came to in the hospital.

Better have your sweetbreads checked out by a competent doctor, Dude.
There's a blackmarket for kidneys.

And the price of chitterlings has just gone through the roof.

(Getting mobile out.) "Sell chitterlings! Sell sell sell!"

(After a pause everybody else on the train gets their mobiles out as well.)