Why was the "Blatant Lies" thread locked?

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― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 22 January 2004 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Look at the Admin log. Bad Matt, bad!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 22 January 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

a single, sharp blow with a rolled newspaper is much more effective.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, and even more so if the news paper is rolled around a short baseball bat.

THAT usually gets my attention.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 22 January 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Well.

I don't know much about baseball bats as I am not much of a sports fan but I DO have some experience with naughty boys.

MATTHEW!

Come up here. Yes, in front of everyone. Remove those trousers, young man and...Oh, my those are cute panties...where did you get those? I've been looking...Nevermind! Panties off! Now grab the top of this ladder. Here, I'll fasten your wrists so you don't slip. Now, climb up. That's it. Here . I'll fasten your ankles so you don't slip.

Feel vunerable?

PUT THAT THING AWAY! THIS IS SERIOUS!

Now who has a nice green switch?

No one?

Oh, well, let's have some ice cream. None for you, Matt.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, it made people sit up and take notice a bit though, didn't it? Rumours of Ask a Drunk's demise have been widely exaggerated.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That's right. Try to make light of your serious transgression. You have seriously transgressed and it's not to be taken lightly. It was a transgression and it was serious and as soon as I find my glasses I am going to look in my dictionary and attempt to understand what I said.

You...you...transgressor!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 23 January 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

a transgressor wears lady crows, right??

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 23 January 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

nope. A transgressor attacks vans.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

sic transit

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Saturday, 24 January 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ask a Drunk" will NEVER die!

Not as long as there is a breath left in my...gaak...aaak...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 25 January 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ans to thread question: because I am an appalling human being.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Ask a Drunk" will NEVER die!

I just discovered this shocking prophecy.

If keeping breath in Zen's body is the price we must pay for keeping Ask A Drunk alive, then I nominate Dude Steel to do the artificial respiration. (After all, he didn't stipulate whose breath would be required in residence.) I'll chip in a few of those little airline bottles of Johnny Walker to keep Dude interested.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

I have been sneaking into Matt's room while he is asleep and collecting his breath in Mason jars. He thinks he has a dream lover when actually it is my monkey stimulating him to make him breathe harder.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

Before I can accept such a nomination, I absolutely MUST see all of the stipulations in writing....... I'm waiting.......I keep hitting refresh on my email client...... still nothing..........

BTW, While I can appreciate the Johnny Walker, I really prefer Jack Daniels, black lable...... and not the new watered down junk, I want old stock from when it was bottled at 95 proof if you please.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

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