Who thinks Alexander the Great was gay?

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As we all seem to have fallen out of our usual snit and into a funk, I looked about for something sure to elicit response. Judging from the Alexander the Great Q&A forum, where I sometimes go to ogle schoolgirls, this question is sure to draw responses like flies to dog merds. Either this or a thread that mentions Islamic beliefs prominently in the title (although those responses always seem to be gibberish).

Failing my objective in this thread, I am prepared to start a series of threads designed as Google-bait. Now that the Ormskerchiefs are letting down the side, and Rex has withdrawn into the nether reaches of the far Empyrean realm, Ask A Drunk needs a fresh gaggle of rotters to reinvigorate the conversation and stand rounds.

― Aimless, Friday, 30 January 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I would venture to say that it is certain the he was gay due to the fact that his earlier names were Alexander the Swishy, A' the Flourisher, A' the whimperer.

Also as further proof there are existing transcripts of a stage play the he wrote entitled "Alexander Eye for the Straight Guy".

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 30 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW, I would be willing to bet that Alexander could be converted back to the correct side of the aisle, so to speak, by CJ if only she were willing to help out.....

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 30 January 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Please help me understand here. Was that town in Egipt with that big libarry named after her or was she named after it? I like libarrys.

Alexandria...as beautiful as that sounds, I named my daughter "Henry County Public".

The damn Christians burned that libarry, you know. Damn.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

An anagram of "Alexander, The Great" = "Danger, latex heater" which I think tells us more than we really need to know about his sexual practices.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 1 February 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I was told, once, that I was great.

(She lied about some other things too.)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 1 February 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Zen,

That was your own voice on a tape recorder.

"She" was inflated by you at the gas station air pump on your way home from the porno shop.

Now it is a fact that you are the best she has ever had, unless you got her out of the returned items markdown bin....

It is sad that she dumped you for a bean bag chair tho.....

You were too good for her anyway! I've heard that she was a slut anyway. She flirted with all your friends, well, you don't have any but IF you did she would have! I think she has a drug problem too because all she does is lean up in the corner and stare off into space with that permanent surprised look on her face. I overheard her on the phone saying bad things about your Momma and your dog.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Monday, 2 February 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Not true! She LOVED my dog.

In fact, that was one of the problems....

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 2 February 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Well the bad stuff she was saying about your dog was mostly about him not keeping his nails clipped short enough.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 5 February 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

He has TOO got a friend. (You OK, Zen? Deep breaths now.) You want fresh rotters? Huh? Bring it on!

Orchestra is an anagram of carthorse, but that don't mean Shack Jit.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Just search-engined A the G and found a site called Knitting Circle Alexander the Great which has, shall we say, an interesting bent.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

He was a light-hearted man in many ways except on the battlefield where you were fucked if he came upon you.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"He was a light-hearted man in many ways except on the battlefield where you were fucked if he came upon you."

I hope you realize that someone could make something really, really nasty out of that.

Not me, of course...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

It is a double entendre mon cher Clown.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

More of a single one, really.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 23 April 2004 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

How very sad. Perhaps it has a doppelganger.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 23 April 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I love to just kick back and listen to the Doppler effect as the gänger fly by. Wie schönes Leben, nein?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 23 April 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Come to think of it, Aimless has something there. We should start an internet dating site for entendres to help them avoid that dismal lonely feeling they're so prone to.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

EntendresReunited

Just use the comments section.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 24 April 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

No. No. This isn't real.

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/images/badfinger.jpg

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 25 April 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

It's real alright. It bled everywhere. Just like Our Mel's Big Horny Jesus.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 25 April 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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