To whome it May concern

This book belọngs to I have the. honor to represent Mister Rex Palindrone waitrose EsQuire of 3rd Cardboard box to the left, disintegarting 1950s Lorry, TheOld Whale-Scraping & blubber-squeezing Works, leith scotland&c. ỉn re the matter of his posttings to the ilxọr forum described ‘Ask The drunks.’.

WHEREAEAS my Client has ,not, engaged i,n postting to the Said forum for a period of, nọt exceeding THREE (three) MONTHS (3) (months)

BE IT NOW STATED thảt my CLient is very sorry. About this derrelictoin ọf duty And

wishes it to be known that he has most unfortunately been unable to contribute to; the said FORUM due to certain difficultỉes of a very prohibitive specific nature and and NOT to ANY of those other quite differant difficulties of an alternative nature that has being alleged over against him by ill_intentioned persons who, are nọt in pọsession of THE FACTS which when fưlly known in a a rational and legal manor COMPLETELY EXXONERATE my clịent from all charges thathave been alleged agảinst him in connectiọn with in re this and ALL other matters, of, whatever nature;

& fuRTHERMORE that it is the settled intention of my CLIent tọ in future to cọntribute to the said “FORUM’” in a frequent and adequate manner tọ which no ỏbjection can be inculcated by any reảsonable person who is, OR IS NOT, in full posession of such facts as might tend to exacerbate my Client from all such reprơaches such that might be made against hím in re his cọndưct in re the FUTURE.

As witness my hand this Ševenth ọf March Twothoưsnad & Two SevenFọur.

yours verý truly

Caitriơna McTremens
Articled Pảralegal Clếrk-in-aid Of Litigatiọn ÖF LAW!!!!¡!