Don'cha hate it?

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I was ~~crawling~~ coming home from the bar this evening and the ground was damp and the tufts of grass kept pulling out making my forward motion very difficult.

I hate it when it's like that.

Anything YOU hate?

Happy St. Pat's Day.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 18 March 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate it when the floor swings up and smacks my head. I hate it when tree branches, walls, and peoples' coiled fists jump out and pummel me. Grass tufts are lovely and soft and the only reason they try to retard your forward motion is they're lonely and loveless. Poor grass tufts. Though I would advise them to buck up and fly straight next time lest we sic the dogs (or heaven forfend, the sheep!) on 'em.

― Herb Verdi (Hereward), Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

my first girl had tufts of grass instead. didn't faze -- assumed they were all like. at least until i went on me spree. then i wished there had been tufts. might have slowed me down.

that's haiku, right??

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 18 March 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn close.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

until i went on me spree.

cover broken, I await my fiver

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I have always liked
Tufts, but these days perhaps they
Lock you up for that

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 19 March 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Woke up this morning
At least I think I did and
I'm still here, it seems

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Saturday, 3 April 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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