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Kalhua, Midori, and Pernod? Tequila and Red Wine? Everclear, Kool-Ade and Dry Ice, Turpentine based drinks? When you think premature blindness, heaving bilious, frothy jets of vomit, and waking up on the sidewalk with your shoes off and sticky chunks in your hair, what's your poison?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer ivy, poison ivy. Schaken, not schtirred.

― Kansas Sam, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Early in my life, I favored Everclear and koolade. Not for me, of course. I drank Coors. I prepared it for my dates, telling them it was "mild punch".

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I came upon the recipe for the Carpathian twist quite by accident....

Take one small Carp (about 1 pound is excellent)

2 cups finely crushed ice

1/8 teaspoon dried green mustard seed crushed but not powdered

2 jiggers peach Schnapps

Blend Carp until frothy and pour into gallon jar, cap tightly.

Store jar in garage or shed for 9 weeks (summer, 18 weeks for winter)

Quickly pour over ice

Top with mustard seed

Slam Schnapps in one big gulp

Follow with Carp slushee

Twist

The prep time is well worth the buzz!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"The 'aul beige an tan"

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate Matt. He can talk them there forrin languiges. You know? The "cool" ones.

I can talk Jap; "Watashi wa Nihongo ga wakarimasu." So? Nobody cares.

I drank some anti-freeze and Coke once. It stopped my clock.

Drambuie and scotch (Rusty Nail) is a delightful imbibe if you have a gurney handy...

(Zen?)

Yeah?

(You drunk?)

Yeah.

(Shut the fuck up and go to bed.)

OK.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope, your quite wrong, there's an even worse drink than that, it's actually a shooter. It's Absinth, Baileys and Kalhua. Last year I destroyed a wonderful fur coat, fell off the piano whilst playing it, and had to be driven home by the managment of the establishment, and put to bed. A two day hangover ensued. Don't go there!

― Frances, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm usualyy quite libertarian in my attitudes, but Absinth, Baileys and Kalhua sounds worse than a date rape drink. Just giving it to someone is a form of aggression.

Zen,

Curious to see if you ever added dry ice to the everclear Kool-Ade combo? Party in High School, big garbage can with a new liner in it, dry ice at the bottom obscuring the depths with the fog. We were all drinking with plastic cups. Soon, of course, our lips, and faces, and arms were purple. Later baptised the 'Purple Screaming Jesus' and only brought out on rare occasions. My most vivid memory of the first PSJ, however, is the guy who, already drunk, decided it was a good time to take acid. Needless to say his mind swayed and toppled into the breach. Someone had the presence of mind to call his mother who arrived to find 20 grape purple teenagers in various states of inebriation from semi-catatonic to braying fool 'lounging', as it were, on the deck in diverse states of deshabille. Good Times!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, usualyy IS a word, dammit. Triple Letter Score!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Is not.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

You better believe it is when I play Scrabble for money with the kids at the ESL orphanage.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ESL?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 25 March 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Extra Sensory Loquaciousness

Support garrulous abandoned telepathic kids.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 25 March 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

English as a Second Language. Sheesh! Barkeep, another round of Carpathian Twists.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Jarlr'mai,

When you say garrulous telepathic kids, do you mean kids that chatter in your head or kids that chatter aloud - or, Dieu nous en defende, both?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The worst shot i ever had was a yargenmeister. I was so drunk i was hallucinating. Plus try ordering one when drunk, "can i have a yarehister, a yarbocloyster, a fablemister, screw it can i have a pint"

― sally (sally), Monday, 29 March 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yargenmeister? I tremble to think... Actually I tremble like that all the time and I'm pretty sure by now that it's evident that I don't do much of the thinking in this place. Still a real shot of yodaclyster does rather flabber my gast.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 29 March 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Flabber me Gast"

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that while I was a cabin boy on a pirate ship.....

We spent our "off hours" drinking yardarmscraper so I know what ya mean about the shakes

― Ðµdë §téè£, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I always wondered what 'A vast yeem Eighties" meant. Do explain. I remember the ads for 'Cap'n D'Izzy's Yardarmscraper' from my time as a cardsharp in Tortuga. "Not only will it leave your yardarm spotless, it'll humble your syphilis. (Not recommended for lactating uncles)"

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you the guy from Knight Rider?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

???? Is that one of those medieval style pornos you young people are watching nowadays? What are some of your other favorite titles, 'Squire Dancing', 'Turning the Page'?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lancing" to thread

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

This evening we tried out Fernet-Branca, Pernod, and John Powers as a shot. We decided it would be called "the Dog's Bollocks'. I really shouldn't say 'we' since it was Dr. Buck but I am entirely entitled to say that I was disappointed. He barely flinched. Maybe the good doctor is a replicant. It would surely explain a lot. More results following continued scientific research.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Awaiting ante meridional report from Dr. Buck regarding aftereffects of last night's 'Dr. Buck's Medicinal Elxir' which consisted of Hypnotique (whatever that is), Cuervo (vile stuff), and Chambord.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The adjective "rumbustious" comes from the pirates' drink "rumbustian" cos that's what it makes you (though there are several spellings). Having come across a fairly vague recipe for it I decided to experiment in the interests of historical accuracy. Took me some doing, but try this:

Ask the barwench for a half-pint of stout. While that's settling, ask for a pint glass with a large white rum in it (eg Bacardi) and a shot of port. Then (and this is the eyebrow-raiser) ask for this glass to be taken to the kitchen and for the chef to add whatever strong spices (s)he may have, and not to skimp. My favourite's ground black pepper and chilli powder. (Avoid garlic at all costs. Ruins it.) Then stir, and add your stout. Rumbustian!

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Saturday, 3 April 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

DT, what glorious initials for this thread. When I've imbibed enough to see two of you then I'll have you. ER... Wasn't there some version of the Rumbustian that included gunpowder?

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 4 April 2004 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

As you desire, sir. I'll ask the chef.

Bear with me.

Chef says it's merely a Blackbeard myth. But he's got some if you want it.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds like a blast.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohh......stick it in yer beard.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack Daniels and Lemonade. URK! :p

regards,

REB

― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Cider and black. Mphh!

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

What's with the mixing of the stout? It's like saying it's not good enough or they pulled it badly. If I'm not in the mood for Guinness, I drink something else. Like gin or battery acid, or what-have-you, but I don't feckin' mix a perfectly feckin' dacent ting ....Sorry, momentary loss of mind there. Sorry, really, it'll happen again.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The sources say "ale" has to be mixed in with it, but I've found nothing but stout today that has the ample body required.........(Sorry, just went off on one. Those last four words of mine...never mind.) And I have tried quite a few combos. Bloody expensive, financially and biologically.
OK, purist. Try Mann's or Mackeson or something.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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