Flatulence tax

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Should there be an environmental tax which takes into consideration the relative emission of methane, hot air, and bullshit of various categories of animals? Discuss amongst yourselves and present counsel and drink to the health of the monarch, etc...

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 29 March 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't realize how behind I was with this. (Snigger)

http://www.planetsave.com/ViewStory.asp?ID=4118

Still, I like the idea of mailing feces off to lawmakers.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 29 March 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

you are al quaeda and I claim my five pounds

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Of flesh naturally. Glad to oblige, I am glad to be rid of them.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Inland Revenue man, tapping away at his little keyboard, sniggers as he thinks "Potential outbreak of hot air on this thread!" then looks round to make sure no-one in his open-plan office noticed, taps away on his calculator, sniggers again, wipes the drool from his mouth, sits back, and waits......

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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