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What I love about space travel is how your glass can be half-full or half-empty vertically. Plus their peanuts are better. When did you realize you were an astro/cosmo naut? How did you tell your mother?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't get me started.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh please do start

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

No really, don't.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Most terse thread ever.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Or... Is it.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Lynskey, if someone wanted to get you started, would that be a pull start, a kick start, or do you actually have a starter motor with key?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't get him started.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

get lynskey started -- why just yank down hard on the two "Ys." but yank 'em both together or you'll spray milk all over the dead, dessicated, yet strangely high tensile gran you wear 'round your waist instead of a proper girdle.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The patriarch has been buggin' me a lot recently about not calling Gran and never taking her out so I decided to multitask, show her the sights and also hide my nascent beer belly. I don't think Gran would mind the milk so much, but I know she'd prefer a scotch and soda. If wishes were horses, etc...

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

buggered by the patriarch?? has he started reading yeats aloud at bedtime again? the thought of that tinkling falsetto makes me, well, tinkle.

fairies and celtic swashbucklers are ever a faggity mix.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 2 April 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Never read Yeats aloud, especially at bed-time. Good idea though. The wife's a sucker for that find of foolery. I don't know why you haven't learned, Hurley, to house train your falsetto by now, but that's probably none of my business. If you saw the fairies here in SF you would probably wish for a swashbuckler bodyguard, celtic or not. If we could just teach those gay boys to play rugby...might take them off the street. And what, may I inquire, do you have against the O'Faggity clan apart from their ridiculous robin's egg blue and mandarin plaid?

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 3 April 2004 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

in my experience, it's precisely the gay boys who play the best rugby.

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 5 April 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

If I had dollar for every time I've heard that, I'd have enough for a proper booze-up. Groping hands in the scrum, etc... I just hope it wasn't at St. Francis' School for Wayward Boys with Father Gerald as ref. To each his own I suppose. Still, makes me glad I never went in for the whole rugger thing.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ever seen an American football game?

It looks like 22 big sissies on steroids fighting over a funny-looking purse. I suspect usage of other drugs as well because they seem disoriented and run into each other a lot.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Easier to make a pigskin purse out of a sow's ear than to make a silk football, that's for sure.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Avast ye scum! I be a swashbucklin rugby-playin (full-back or wing) Celtic fairy.

(OK, that last word was an exaggeration. Tried it once, didn't like it.)

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it the mincing or the testicular waxing that you didn't care for?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The guy's unshaven chin. I could do the rest.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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