Taking Sides: Gravity

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I hate it because it's just holding me down, and I'm not being facetious. Gravity really sucks. It's been cool while we've needed it, but it is definitely time to move on. Think about it: if I were born without gravity, I would never die, because no one would have been trying to pull me back into His earth. I understand that the world needs it, but I think we, the human race, are out of this world.

― $corpium ($corpium), Saturday, 3 April 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Just think of all the ageing beauties whose resplendent bosoms would raise a chorus to the sky... Aaahhh! Of course then, it would be dastardly difficult to take advantage thereof as, with every thrust, they'd be propelled skyward. Pending further studies (thank you Russian Institute for Cosmological Scatology and Celestial Pile-Driving), we prefer to withhold judgment. By the way, $corpium, there's rumor here at the RICSCP that you may not be of this world. What do I care? You're clearly a visionary.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 3 April 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

in a gavity-less world, the girl with the sagging bosoms would be queen.

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 5 April 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Rave on, fools. Without gravity, toilets wouldn't flush.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 5 April 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I like gravy... um, gravity, too, I guess.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 5 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Aimless. You been flushing your gravy down the toilet again?

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Of course. It is what Nature demands.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

She will have her way and she positively loathes my Hoover.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

If it weren't for Hoovers the entire universe would collapse in on itself. Doesn't she understand that?

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Yet, as always, Nature abhors a vaccuum.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think she sucks.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

yousuck

― alex hoover, Friday, 16 April 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

no, you suck,fag!

― booger face, Friday, 16 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Now that's comedy.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 17 April 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Indubitably.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 17 April 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait a minute, i'm confused, who sucks here?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 19 April 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Naw, they blow. Hence 'booger face' which I regret not having appropriated earlier .

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 April 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Me and my friend Madam Gravity here, we're just sitting back and enjoying the slapstick. (She particularly likes the custard pies.)

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aeb.org/recipes/calendar/2001/strawberry-rhubarb-custard-pie.jpg

Chère Madame Gravité,

J’espère que cette tarte-ci vous plaira.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Merci, madame, vous etes tres gentille.
Bien. Ou est Jacques Tati? C'est lui qui m'a appelle salaud. Tati! Ici c'est ou tu as le tien! (This is where you get yours.) Paf!

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Ici c'est ou tu as le tien!

If you said this to a Frenchman and hit him, he'd have no idea.

And in case you haven't noticed, mack, it's mister to youse.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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