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Cmon, I haven't got long. It's chucking out time.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Better than chucking up time. What for you'n the resta yore kin ain't got no fancy edjucayshin?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is it taking so long for the queen to die? I mean, it's hardly decent the way she's hanging on and all, innit?

― Charlie W. (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What's with that guy? I mean really? What is his fucking problem?

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Which one?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the children I feel sorry for.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

How do swine conjugate irregular pig latin verbs in the subjunctive with an apple in their mouth?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Agas agif thage thagought shagould agevagen cragoss thageir maginds. Yagum. Nagice agapple.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

And the future tense, on a spit?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Ackslangbay. Orrysay ifay Iay obberedslay. Ardonpay ymay itspay inay ethay uturefay.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

甲申年三月大19日始

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The future, yes. Those were the days.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

In case ya wanna know....

Friday's my birthday and I like German chocolate cake with white icing.

Pale on the outside with a dark interior...like me.

Don't bother with candles, there would be too many of them. You could, however, use only 7 candles to form Roman numerals: LVIII.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but....they'd be lying down and difficult to light. Wouldn't want to embarass myself at your 88th birthday party, Zen.
Oh shit! Did I just give the surprise away? Sorry, guys.....
(Zen in the Heart of Darkness, huh? Happy birthday, Marty. Oh the horror. The horror....)

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll drink to that. Happ...hic...pee Boithday, Herr Klown. Many hopped-up returns.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday to Mr. Clown and all he does.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 9 April 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Noah, Noah he does not have nothing to say

― $corpium ($corpium), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm "pissed as a fart.".

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sitting here watching a piece of cold cheese sweat on my desk.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

*jealous*

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Party once, I pissed off my girlfriend by sitting and, fascinated, watching a big candle burn down all night. Incredible! And yes, there were.......umm........dietary supplements involved.

Hope your 98th went well, ZC!

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Saturday, 10 April 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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