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This is the thread where we talk about the water that we can wring from belts. Tread carefully with your replies, lest I accuse you f being Wolfgang Tillmans. You fucker.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I found this "O" lying down here. Did someone drop it?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. It's an "o". Wrong glasses.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Talk about belt water.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer to belt bourbon like a Kentucky Colonel, with both fists and a touch of branch water.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 23 April 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I can ring a waiter from Baltimore or a wadder from a Baltic republic, but try as I might I cannot wring water from belts.

*Hangs head in defeat. Notices spray emanating from own belt!!*

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 23 April 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

My feet are wet

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a belt of water once.

I thought it was tequila.

I gagged for a week straight!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Saturday, 24 April 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Was that in Warez?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 24 April 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Juarez?

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 24 April 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Or bkhjgvcyarez?

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 24 April 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Belt wringers...

A sorry lot...

All of you.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 25 April 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Campanology's great, isn't it? Such co-ordination! Such rich harmonies!

Oh, sorry. I thought you said 'bell ringers'.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 25 April 2004 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

No. Belt Water. Talk more about belt water.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 25 April 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thespiritgolf.com/thespirit%202001/images/Gallery/Friday/Water%20Belt.jpg

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 April 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the stuff.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 26 April 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I aim to please.

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 April 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://laws.justice.gc.ca/en/publaw/157575_21255.html

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 26 April 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Talk more about belt water. There is not enough.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Belt water. L'eau de ceinture. Riem water. Riemenwasser. Acqua della cinghia. Agua da correia.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 May 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Well there I was.

Must'a bin 'roundabout three year after that uncivil war shit when we wuz all outa work an took to buildin' railroads to the West.
We wuz somewheres south of the mountains followin' this map (under the guidance of this "serveyer" guy who winked all the time) and it was hot as hell and the supply train wuz a week late and the water wuz running out and we could only have a sip now and then and the men wuz startin' ta see things. Strange things. Cletis looked up and said "Mom! How did you find me!" and commenced walking out into the desert.
As we wuz tyin' 'im to the layed track to keep 'im in camp, we noticed that 'is belt was damp.
As I wuz pattin' 'is leg an' tellin' 'im "Everthin's gonna be aright, I felt a drop of water hit my back. "Rain!" I thought, but it wern't rain a'tall. It was water drippin off the loose end of the belt of a huge Chinee gandy dancer.
He had a sleeper on each shoulder, (took two 'normal' men to carry one) and had bent over to get a look at a crazy white man.

Well.

To make a long story short...We stripped 'im down, (took 14 of us) hung 'im over a bucket in the sun and survived offin the drippins until the supply train finely came. (He lost half his body weight but took it in stride see'n as how the "serveyer" would visit him at nite. He resisted at first but after the track was laid, he and the "serveyer" went to live in San Francisco where a 300 lb. Chinee and a girlish white man holding hands and touching each other are commonplace.)

As for the rest of us: We all went to live near rivers or lakes or springs. I......

Damn you Matthew!

I HATE exhuming buried memories!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 15 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I love berried mammaries.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 17 May 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Also I exude varied mummery.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 17 May 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Belt.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 May 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Water.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 May 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Stay on topic for fuck's sake.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 May 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is fuck and what kind of sake is he offering?

<marquee scroll=up>Belt Water</marquee>

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooops.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Stay on topic for fuck's sake."

Matt,Matt- when on earth did we introduce the idea of relevance?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. What he said. Âîäà Ïîÿñà!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, this really isn't hard to follow. All I ask is that you focus.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 20 May 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Lab wetter. Beet trawl. Blew tater. Better awl.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 20 May 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Let wart be! El Web Tart.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 20 May 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"All I ask is that you focus."

One of a set of Swedish twins once said that to me. I smiled and dropped them off and concentrated very hard on my driving.

For all these years, I have wondered if I may have misunderstood.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 22 May 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Understood?

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Demeanour

― C J (C J), Saturday, 22 May 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Fortune

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Ann Thrope

― C J (C J), Monday, 24 May 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Laid

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 24 May 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Chievous

― C J (C J), Monday, 24 May 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Take

― Message, Monday, 24 May 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Scarlet with the Lead Piping in the Conservatory

― C J (C J), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you sure her conservatory is piped with lead? It seemed so much more pliable when there I tarried.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 24 May 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Muffitt eating a bowl of spiders.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 24 May 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

My tongue tastes like burning.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You need some belt water, then.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Alas.

My imagination regarding belt water is exhausted.

I hereby call forth...

THE AMAZING RANDY!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE!

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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