Feminine hygeine products. vs: MEN

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This might win the prize for that coveted "you-got-a-lot-o'-time-on-your-hands" award but, I REALLY WANNA KNOW!!!!

since the dawn of time, women have searched the world over for something that would keep them feeling and most importantly, "smelling" fresh throughout the day......
In the beginning, women would use various "tools of nature" to wear or, apply to keep "the area" nicely scented. From herbs to extracts, a nice smelling vagina was a healthy vagina....
Now, women have a myriad of choices- From douches, to aerosol sprays.
With enticing names like: fresh rain, tomato temptation, freesia fantasy, mango madness, tangerine threesome, and my favorite: back-to-nature: the new scentless spray, for the woman who wants to smell like herself.....

What gives?
Let me know what you think!

― craig hanzelka (craig hanzelka), Saturday, 1 May 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I use a masculine hygene product sold by Avon.

It's called "Umpire".

It's for foul balls.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 1 May 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

tomato temptation? With horse radishes and tabasco and just a little... Oh, you don't say!? Well I don't think that makes a very good mixer at all. Now this tangerine threesome...

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the sound of "Mango Madness". It sounds like something which ought to be hurling itself repeatedly against a brick wall dressed only in a straight-jacket, bowler hat and wellington boots. Lovely.

― C J (C J), Monday, 3 May 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a vaginal smell I'm pretty sure I never want to encounter. Especially the smell of the wellies part. Come to think of it why 'fresh rain'? Why not just 'rain'? Or 'drizzle'? "Honey I love it when your cooze smells like drizzle!" Or 'downpour'? "Downpour for down below." Monsoon? Raining cats and dogs? "For when you need to add a little bark to your pussy." What? What? Quit lookin'at me like that.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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