My tapeworm, the drunk

Now. I understand that tapeworms and frogs aren't the same, but distinctions of that sort are not always entirely relevant to these threads.

Mine likes Millwaukee's Best beer sipped slowly throughout the day and after supper, if there is one, Canadian Mist and cola.

Wanna trade?

My 'old boy' is sad and flaccid.

"tape-WORM"? What makes you think you've got only one? You probably have an army in there.

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They might be descendants of that famous tapeworm army that crossed the Alps in elephants.

true story: in the navy was two guys with tape worms. couldn't stand each other (the worms, that is). at night, after lights out, we'd all like candles and these bloats would sidle up to each other *ass backwards*, nearly cheek to cheek. the worms 'ud pop out and chew the living crop out of each mother. way gross. the winner'd pop home like johnny-rabbit down the hole; the loser'd be hangin' limp like a sad little asshole string tie. or a chow fun noodle. clap clap then a big blow out the lights. happy days.

what was the question??

i wasn't asking; i was telling.

On the bright side: We'll never run out of tapeworms.

Praise Jesus.

(And Miller Brewing Co. and the concoctors of Canadian Mist.)

Then everything got really weird.

Excellent!

(If memory serves me, I was dripping green after that encounter in Kaoshiung.)

Zen, as they told us when I was stationed with the legations back in the day, 'You dip, you drip.' Unless you're referring to something like putting greens. Dripping greens are associated with which sport then?

My friend Dagobert and I went bowling with this crown once, quite some time ago. Of course it was better filled and I can tell you Frankly, we never had more fun.