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If anyone else has seen them lately.

I saw them the other night. I don't see them very often. Shy, I suppose.

Has anyone seen them?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

By 'them', I assume you mean the Olsen twins and by 'shy', I assume you mean living in a celebrity cocoon. I had them in my crosshairs the other morning but a sudeen violent nosebleed prevented me from deleting them from the human genome. It will not happen again. I'm very sorry, etc...

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

'Sudeen'!? Sorry. I meant Sudeten.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

They said they were hiding. Hiding from you.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Not that I blame them. Their time, however, has come.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I beleive they accused us all of frontin'.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 27 June 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

believe, for goodness' sake

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 27 June 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I belive for every drop of rane that falls, a floer groes.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 28 June 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Linkey can see them.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 28 June 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"'Sudeen'!? Sorry. I meant Sudeten."

Did youreally mean 'Sudetenland'?

That would be a borderline joke.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 28 June 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

*applause*

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 28 June 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll have to czech. I don't remember.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 28 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Look in the annexe

― C J (C J), Monday, 28 June 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, I really too bohemian for all this. I'm not sure any of it is germane to the really important questions in life.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so bohemian I sometimes don't bother to use verbs.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The prussia must be getting to you.

― C J (C J), Monday, 28 June 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

We went to this really silesia bar last night and I had so much to drink that today I have a hannover.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 28 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

No wonder - that wasn't cheap wine you were drinking, it was cologne. You'd have felt better if you'd had something to eat - you should have had a frankfurter. Or a hamburger.

― C J (C J), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohhh da Cologne was terrible! At first it made me feel kind of sachs-y but now I'm feeling really saar-y for myself.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the wurst is over now.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

OK!

CUT THE CRAP,PEOPLE.

Have you seen them or not?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

You're such a möhne, dam.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

J’ai beau essayé de couper cet étron mais vu que c’est toujours trop mou, ça ne donne pas grand’chose. En ce qui concerne les jumelles Olsen, il paraît qu’elle ne sont pas les ‘they’ dont le clown parlait. Eh ben, qu’est-ce que j’en sais de ces choses-là? Quedalle.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah?

Come over HERE and say that!

(What did he say, Matt? I'd hate to bitch-slap someone who was only flirting.)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I shall translate for your Monsieur Clown.

I have tried to cut this turd, but seeing as it is too soft, it's not amounting to much. As for the Olsen twins, it seems they are not the 'they' of whom the Clown was speaking. Oh well, what do I know about such things? Bugger all.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, right.

I translated it myself and I saw the part about me sleeping with sheep and my mother being a whore but I didn't find anything insulting.

(note to self: put "turds" and "olsen twins" in translation files.)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Les étrons des jumelles Olsen me laissent comme refroidi.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 1 July 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I expect this is the only thread anywhere on the whole world wide webbernet where there is a discussion about the Olsen twins' faecal waste. I hope so, anyway.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

www.ihearttheolsentwinsshit.com

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 1 July 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

haha .ac.uk

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 1 July 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Dont dis I.H.T.O.T.S.U.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 1 July 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

International High Tone Onanist Toffs Summer University? The old alma mater!! I did my degree in toping with a minor in ogling and indstinct speech.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 1 July 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

International House That Openly Toasts Soused Users

Mighty fine House Ale they have there......

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 2 July 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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