HI DERE WAHT IS IT MADE

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― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Sunday, 8 August 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

RANDY!

Where have you been!!?? I have missed you so much! It's like...My life isn't really complete without Amazing Randy! I mean...not much amazes me and you somehow fill a void in my life.

Welcome back! I think that I am authorized to welcome you. Ever since Mr. Rex Waitrose, in his interview with the founder of this forum, refered to me as a 'veteran' I have been unable to find a hat large enough to fit my head.

Welcome, welcome, welcome!

(BTY: You wouldn't happen to know anything about hatpins, would you?)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 8 August 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

HI. WAHT? DERE, IT IS MADE.

― Aimless The Unlogged, Monday, 9 August 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

DERE WAHT, IS IT MADE HI?

― C J (C J), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

WAHT IS IT MADE DERE HI?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you know, WAHT IS IT MADE DERE HI is an anagram of "I this weird meathead".

This fills me with joy.

― C J (C J), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Amazing Randy (or his latest troll incarnation) has asked this question on almost all the ILX boards and up to at least 20 minutes ago we were the only ones to have responded. I hope this won't adversely affect our credit rating.

CJ, sharing this joy with us is why we love you.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 9 August 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"I met a weird shithead," works too.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 9 August 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Now, now. The Amazing Randy has somehow touched my heart. Perhaps he is somewhat "challenged". Mongoloid even, but I like him. Perhaps he and I have something in common. For instance, I have just wet my pants and I am just sitting here in my own pee. Oh, sure it will get cool after a while and it won't be fun anymore and I will probably get up and do something about it. On the other hand, I have a fresh beer and it is quite possible that I will pee again and 'warm things up'.

Randy? Don't let these people intimidate you! Hang in there!

Oh,my god. I feel a bowel movement coming. Gotta go.

(Hey. We have to draw the line SOMEWHERE don't we?)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I looked up the anagram for 'shithead' to see if my name was there. It was not and none of the words I saw made any sense. I think there is a lesson there...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

N, there is a Lessing there. Doris Lessing.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Randy, holla back, yo.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 15 August 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Alas. I'm afraid that Randy, as amazing as he is, only knows 10 or 12 words and suffers under the illusion that if he uses all of them that he will be speechless forevermore.

Randy! Take it from me! I know almost 100 words and I use them over and over again.

Take heart my man! Remember the words of Helen Keller: "I'm deaf and dumb and blind as a bat and I have had the President of the United States grope me as we met for afternoon tea! I don't remember who it was but he had a nice manicure."

And Matt? Here is that "o" you seem to have missplaced. I found it under the couch cushion.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 15 August 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

bump

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 4 January 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

That bump looks strangely like an ill-concealed banana.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Not strangely so much as actually.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

That accounts for the uncanny resemblance I saw there, eh what?

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

No thanks. Never touch the stuff.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

I do!

― C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

Steady on, we've only just met.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 7 January 2007 08:49 (eighteen years ago)

**** Imagines CJ seductively slowly peeling a banana while smooth jazz saxophone music plays in the background. She grasps the peeled banana firmly in her hand with the bright red nail polish glistening in the overhead lights. With quick short jerks she slices the banana into a bowl of corn flakes. "Breakfast is ready!" she announces. ****

Damn, I'm hungry this morning.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Sunday, 7 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

Who is the quick short jerk, again?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 7 January 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

We should rethink the bright red nail polish. I'm thinking CJ should wear something softer, maybe rose.

― M. White (Miguelito), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

Who is the quick short jerk, again?

-- C J

We should rethink the bright red nail polish. I'm thinking CJ should wear something softer, maybe rose.

-- M. White

CJ, you of all people here should know that I'm both short and a jerk...... and sadly too quick also.

M. White, while I agree that rose probably would be much more in line with dear CJ's persona the bright red was chosen only for the visual effect.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Monday, 8 January 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

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