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goddamnit it's so fucking frustrating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― sdlfkj fsdlsdlk ljsjlksd ljkljk sdlj sdljk, Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

First chill the shaker glass. I would recommend storing the gin right in the freezer, while your at it. Fill the shaker with ice. Fill your martini glass with gin and then pour it into the shaker. Add a dash of vermouth to the martini glass. Shake the gin and ice gently for a minute and pour into the martini glass. Garnish with olives, cocktail onions (a Gibson), or, if available, Tom Olives. Enjoy.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

First, catch your weasel. To do this you will probably need the help of a local expert, or "Gricer", a man experienced from many long years of weasel teasing. When he "deploys his thrike" it will be expected of you to "ramrod the Gunnell", or ctach the weasel in the big bag, to you and me.
Once you've bagged the blighter, then you can, oh, I don't know, put it in a box or something. I don't fucking care.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Speaking of catching weasels...

I see the potential for a lucrative career here.

If one could catch a weasel and teach it to stop biting and scratching and become affectionate, one might become as famous as the "Horse Whisperer".

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Our office cleaner (who isn't the brightest lady) was unable to come to work last week because she had to stay at home and look after her son who was poorly. She said he'd caught "German Weasels" which made me laugh. A bit.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you saying she isn't bright 'cause she works for you or are you using some additional criteria, CJ?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It's best not to enquire after CJ's hiring policies. Why do you think that Nuneaton no longer has any dwarves?

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Quite so.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 14 October 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

What's this about wharves in Nuneaton? Also, is there an abbey in Nuneaton?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the Nuns ate it.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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