Can this marriage be saved?

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Brenda and Benicio have been married for 6 years. Brenda is 87 and Benicio is 31. For the past several years, Brenda has been complaining that Benicio always comes to their marriage bed with his male member inserted in an old woolen sock. Benicio claims that he cannot sleep if the sock is removed. Brenda cannot remember this explanantion from one night to the next and so has resumed her complaint with monotonous regularity every night for the past 4 years. To further complicate matters, Brenda is a land tortoise.

Can this marriage be saved?

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 8 November 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Only through the painstaking application of cosmetic dentistry and an immense taste for guile and deceit.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:27 (twenty years ago)

If they would only open their hearts, who knows what they might achieve? Clearly surgical intervention is required.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 09:18 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps Brenda needs to come out of her shell.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:16 (twenty years ago)

And shave.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 09:18 (twenty years ago)


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