Are baseballs livelier than they used to be?

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I think not. I invited a baseball to my last dinner party, confidently expecting to be regaled with amusing stories of Babe Ruth's drunken fornication with a champagne bottle, but it just sat there in the mashed potatos, pouting silently. Perhaps it is a puberty thing.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 11 November 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

When inviting a rugby ball to a select dinner for five or so, ensure a plentiful supply of buckets, and on no account mention the French. I do recall some of my livelier acquaintances being cricket balls, as they swung both ways (though it may just have been the atmospherics)

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

That joke is specifically dedicated to Mr J. Parker.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 12 November 2004 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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