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Why should I reserve my bile for vile 'islamofascists' when I am confronted daily by un-patriotic xstian ignorami at home? Kill, kill, kill, kill. Please calm me down and restore my faith in what the Founding Parents might have called the 'perfectibility of human nature'. (Extra points for getting Leeds out of the First Division and out of debt.)

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yesterday I watched a youth help an old lady across the street. It was a touching display of courtly behavious the like of which I haven't seen for a while. That she didn't actually want to cross the street seems, to me, immaterial.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 14 November 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I witnessed a touching scene this morning.

I was sitting on my front steps, enjoying the waning sun of summer past and a butterfly landed on the back of my hand.

It looked at me with those soulful multifaceted eyes as if to say "I can't find any flowers. Kill me and spare me a slow death."

Then it shit on me and I killed it.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

What an erotic tale

― Nuts and Bush, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

What a neurotic tale.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

What a necrotic tale

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

As I said to the croc, "What a nilotic tail?"

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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