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Therefore, he may continue at his prior age for all time.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 05:52 (twenty years ago)

Rumor has it that he's been walking backwards for the last week in an attempt to get younger.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Sonofabitch! Why couldn't this have happened, say, ten years ago?

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago)

For years I have believed I was a Sagittarian but apparently I'm a Ophiuchi. Is this a good or ill thing? Can I now qualify for being a made man?

http://www.rednova.com/news/display/?id=112654

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Naw...

That's the effect of that helium breeze. Try wearing earplugs and wrap your head in aluminum foil.

I don't know if you're a "made man" but you're a space cowboy for sure.

(Dude Steel told me to say that.)

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago)

No, I'm 'Maurice'.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago)

As long as you know where it's at.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

B b but i don't have two turntables and a microphone.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

have at it

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

all salutations to be appropriate to AAD noblesse

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

What a delightfully popular revive. ;)

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

Is your birthday the 21st, Michael? If so, it is the same as Joseph Stalin, Heinrich Böll and the best man at my wedding.

Tlön, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

No, it's the 15th; Bill of Rights day.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

(late) happy birthday then!

WmC, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

4 years pass...

is a frankly terrifying phrase

a belated happy birthday MW

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks!

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

Ha! I couldn't work out from the start of the thread whether this was premature or not. Another untimely HB from me too then.

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

Bon anniversaire en retard, mon ami.

Lord Soto Odin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

You have the same birthday as two great piano players: Eddie Palmieri, who just turned 73, and Barry Harris, who just turned 80.

Lord Soto Odin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

Considering their ages, it is I who have theirs.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

To a man of M. White's stature, high position and low angle of incidence, birthdays are mere bagatelles, whimsical calendrical spokeshavings which mean nothing - apart from providing an occasion for witty repartee with the doorman and an extra large tip for the hat check girl, a la Frank Sinatra.

Aimless, Thursday, 17 December 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

two weeks late but have at it

bottle of petrus 81 to the locquacious francophile in the corner

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

May your malts ferment, your oysters pearl and Leeds United make it painless for the rest of us

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

lol americans choosing football teams vmnic

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

Ned's choice of Gillingham may just have dear Michael pipped, I feel. At least Leeds have a certain decadence to them these days.

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

Gills were very much an up and coming team in the late 90's

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

The Whites are orginally from Yorkshire...

Please fetishize responsibly (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

now is the winter of our discontent

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

showing his bnp colours now imo

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

Happy Birthday! 8)

youn, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago)

The Whites are orginally from Yorkshire...

I did a GIS on "yorkshire whites" and this was the first result:

http://idesigniphone.net/wallpapers/02056.jpg

You don't look a day over five weeks.

Aimless, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

I thought I'd revive this early and beat the rush. I'm sure the departed Mr. White won't mind.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 September 2016 04:58 (eight years ago)

I miss him

Οὖτις, Saturday, 17 September 2016 05:18 (eight years ago)

He was an ornament to ILX. At least that is how I interpreted the small wire loop on top of his head.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 September 2016 18:03 (eight years ago)

He was super nice to us that one time we came to SF and actually managed a FAP.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:03 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

According to Google, whose word is law in such matters, this thread continues to be the only place on the world wide web containing all three words: whimsical calendrical spokeshavings.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 21 July 2018 22:33 (seven years ago)

Spokeshavings?!

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Saturday, 21 July 2018 23:14 (seven years ago)

What else would be created when using a spokeshave to shave a spoke?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 July 2018 00:44 (seven years ago)


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