Happy New Year!

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A toast for the forum.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 31 December 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago)

A mother may love her child, and a child may love it's mother, but no love is greater than one drunk's love for another."

Rodney Dangerfield

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 31 December 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Toast? Yes, please. Butter and a bit of marmalade. Thanks. Champagne?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago)

BTW, Harpy Gnu Ear.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago)

It's a little known fact that gnus actually have THREE ears.

Their third ear is hidden in their tail, which allows them to watch their ass.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 31 December 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago)

How do they watch their mouth?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Wait! Wait!

Pay no attention to that last post!

After researching the subject, I learned that wildebeests do NOT have three ears. They do, however have three eyes, one in their tail. I gnu that at one time and that latent knowledge just popped out.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 31 December 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Eye cunt hair ewe.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Michael?

It's not nice to make fun of handicapped people.

I suffer from oral/anal transposia, a horrible affliction that causes crap to come out of my mouth. On the "up" side, I can fart Shakespear sonnets.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 31 December 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

No doubt a most useful advantage.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Have a great evening everybody!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 31 December 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago)

The advent of a new year is a splendid time to indulge in new beginnings. In that spirit, I had almost decided to clone Michael White so as to increase participation on Ask A Drunk in 2005, but I see he has a big headstart on me.

I see the above statement is suceptible to being manipulated so as to make it seem I have said "I see he has a big head..." Only an unscrupulous scoundrel would do this. Zen?

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 1 January 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

My head is abnormally large but only because it is swelled. My Father always told me that modesty was my best quality. Happy New Year, Aimless.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 1 January 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

My head hurts. Quite a lot.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 2 January 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

It was the sudden expansion of the sutures in your skull that did it. You can fix that with a bucket of ice.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 3 January 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

I still have champagne left over from Friday......in my veins!!!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

I drank some champagne once. It made me want to rape and kill. Scared the hell out of me. I went back to whisky. Oh, sure, now I sit here, glassy eyed and slobbering, but I have no animosity.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

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