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I just want to post the first thread of 2005.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 2 January 2005 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Grebes, mandrills, blissium, yes, and antelopes. Where are these these marvelous mythical things? How about Ormskerk? That mythical town on that mythical island of Tin?

(Zen? Are you drunk?)

Yes. Why do you ask?

(How old are you?)

Well, I'm 2074, why do you ask?

(TIN, you idiot, is now called England! It's a real place! You can actually walk around on it!)

How about grebes? Can you walk around on them?

(Take a nap, Zen.)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 2 January 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, it's now called 'Ingaland'.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

An' it swings 'like a penjoolum do'.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

CJ? Rex?

Michael and Aimless are getting silly here. We need an injection of sanity.

You stay out of this, Matt. I know you're out there. I can smell your after-shave.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

[urgent, inarticulate noises from bound-and-gagged figure hidden in dark corner of the Ask A Drunk boiler-room]

― Rex (Rex), Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Rex, untie that gimp, man, if he tries to escape through the ventilator shaft (like he did last time), it'll take months to get rid of the smell.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 6 January 2005 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I simply don't think we have enough lemon juice to do it, this time around. Not enough lemon juice at all. Oh dear.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps you simply need to squeeze a little harder.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That's your answer for everything.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW, I was kidding above about the gimp. I never knew we had a boiler room. I thought it was just where we kept the stills.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"That's your answer for everything."

As the dancer said to the Bishop. :-)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

We keep the stills in an aircraft hangar just outside Tewkesbury. We keep Rex in the boiler-room.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

May 4th, we go and get slaughtered.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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