how do you tell a squirrel "those are my nuts"

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and they ain't for no damn stealth rodent to gnaw on.

maybe there is no easy way. but always best to saw off a limb before you break bad news (yours or theirs -- either way). takes the edge off.

a lot of people up here try to say that squirrels are not rodents. to hell with them. "same procedure as last year," says i. saw his fuckin' leg off (or yours). in the end it doesn't matter anyway. you can't *really* test tensile strength without tearing limbs off.

bugs their fuckin' eyes out i'll tell you.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 13 January 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Stealth rodent? How did you find out about this? I'm afraid we're going to have to debrief you.

― Super Secret Agent (Hereward), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

He'll enjoy that.

In answer to the original question: politely.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

To Dutch squirrels, for example:

Die zijn mijn noten. Gelieve te begaan zelfmoord

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

ick

― eek, Monday, 17 January 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

eek?

― eek, Monday, 17 January 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

You say "choo-chacha-choo-choo-chaa-chaa"

which is Squirrelese for "Get away from my nut ya filthy rodent"

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Heave,

That's Stoatish youre quoting there and you just told the archbishop to fetch your crotchless (sic).

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

You know, Michael, when you first stumbled into this forum, I suspected that you were, in reality, a sober person trying to "pass".

Your last post causes me to have doubt.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 20 January 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

Heave Ho, obviously, is a raving maniac.

I miss Linkey. (Cel? Could you TRY to wake him up?)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 20 January 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

Heave might very well be merely another fetishist with a penchant for men of the cloth. Not like that's weird or anything. He might just be referring to a crotchless tree or staff.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 20 January 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Barbie dolls are crotchless, you know. Somehow, I find that strangely perverse.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 21 January 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

Damn whomever started this "crotch" business.

Here in the wilds of west-central Missouri, we have what some people call "crotchless trees". Others, lacking imagination, refer to them as "telephone poles".

The squirrels don't give a rat's ass about any of this. They are very smug about the whole thing.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 21 January 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://neworganizing.com/blog/uploaded_images/krustywithpantsdown-711967.gif

― slecked, Sunday, 29 June 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

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