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― Heave Ho, Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Why am I twitching in this odd, herky-jerky manner?

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 20 February 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

Do you have a finger stuck in an electrical socket, by any chance?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 20 February 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I believe it may be related to the after-effects of the electroshock treatment. It is odd my shaman didn't mention these sequalae during our initial consultation, but instead kept harping on the attractions of the two-for-one coupon he kept thrusting into my hands.

In view of these unwanted side effects I may forego the 'free' second session. Then again, since it's paid for already... No. I think I'll just put it on ebay, instead.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 21 February 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Damn! I meant to say sequelae.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

I brlirvr it'd not s fingrt.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

I dunno what this thread is about. But i have not been drunk since January, back when everything sucked. And i saw this forum and thought it was rather suitable for the current circumstances.

― Tokyo Ghost Stories (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Sunday, 24 April 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

Reading an AAD thread when not drunk is like laughing at a car crash when you're not drunk...wait...that didn't make any sense, did it?

― Dante, Der Führer (Sean3), Monday, 25 April 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

Thread killer.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 25 April 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

You mean you don't emit howls of laughter at car crashes drunk or sober?

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 25 April 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Yes, howled I have, with much guilt. The funniest was a rear-ender where passenger granny's skinny legs we thrust up in a manner most ungainly, revealing bright pink polka-dotted undies, and driver's rather elaborate hairdo tossed hither and fro to reveal it was afterall, only a wig. Those of us who rushed in to help were kept amused for quite a few awkward moments.

Aimless gets rather touchy when "its" threads are messed up. A sure sign of anal retentive obsession. Can this be cured with shock treatment? It's worth a try.

― MSW (MSW), Monday, 25 April 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Some of the compounds in gilt lead invariably to involuntary hilarity so I thoroughly understand. Monsieur le Comte de Sansbut, aka Aimless, is descended from the tetchiest Norse aristocracy, or so say the legends of the old country. I believe he was referring to your abstemiousness however. It's not considered the done thing to come by and comment soberly on our temulence.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Who, please, is being accused of soberly abstemiouness? No, of course it is not done, but who in this fine company would notice anyway?

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

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