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This is specifically a request to those who have admin privileges. What does the system reveal about me? ip etc.

The rest of you are welcome to come up with witty answers.

― wassup, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

No self-respecting admin would give away the keys to the car like that, you poxy fule.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

We can see that you're no longer wearing your 'dating underpants' which means that you're already attached or have given up hope. Also, we have deduced from a combination of factors visible in your post that you have an adversion to blunt head trauma which may or may not be the result of the skydiving episode. Your tarot, which we did as a mere diversion while waiting for that new kidney, indicates that you will undergo some kind of enthrallment or spell which will make you slur your speech, walk uncertainly, and say inappropriate things, especially to those whose genitals you fancy. Don't mind Aimless, it's just that he prefers sleeping it off in that car alone.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Is it pushing the boundaries of non-character driven comedy to alter the structure of the question using admin-privileges? Or is that structuralist take regarding our interaction as an audience (or consumer)of jokes (or products, given that they are the end parole, a self-contained micronarrative)already outmoded, given the ceaseless rise of ensemble based observational humour?

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 February 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

Possibly

― C J (C J), Thursday, 24 February 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I want some of what Matt's drinking.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 24 February 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Is it just me, or does anyone else think Matt's italics are kinda cute?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

I fear it's just you, ma chère.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

They were just for her, mon ami

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 25 February 2005 08:00 (twenty years ago)

(various pictures of penises)

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Saturday, 26 February 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who finds it reassuring that none of them are pissing in the sink?

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 27 February 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm tempted to delete them but then the context of that remark would be ruined.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 28 February 2005 08:07 (twenty years ago)

Ah, an elegant solution.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 28 February 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

Yes. Quite.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 28 February 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Quite Classic

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

Another elegant solution.

http://abc.cocktail.free.fr/images/kir.jpg

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

Quality Counts

― why must we cut onions? (Lynskey), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

quoffable . . . . colour . . .

― why must we cut onions? (Lynskey), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

Quality Counts

Do you have any slightly used viscounts? Imperfect baronets? Flawed earls? Floor model dukes? I'm a bit hard-up at the moment but I need a peer to round out the dinner table.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 March 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

steady on, lads. he's got his hand on the self-destruct switch.

― hurley (hurley), Saturday, 5 March 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

no no, that's only the Quondam Circuit.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 5 March 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

I could peer round your dinner table if you like.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 5 March 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

hurley, put up your dukes. We'll settle this man to man.

CJ, I am so glad there is that extra 'r' in your post 'cause last time, well, that was not vwet well received.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 7 March 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

Go to http://www.all-nettools.com/tools1.htm

― Heave Ho, Monday, 7 March 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

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