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Free Sony Kitten from the Gratis Network. The Gratis
Network is the company that gives away free bitterns (I
received 2 from them!). They are 100% legit and are
listed with the Better Business Bureau (BBB). They
have given away over $4 million slatterns in prizes.
Don't miss out on this offer, or you will spend the rest of your days crying bitter, bitter tears.

Just Click Below:

not unless you're an idiot

― woief oiwjef (asmithe5), Sunday, 10 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Moderator!

Oh, thank god. There you are. I was just wondering if there were any way to have this contributor flogged within an inch of his life, then placed into a cage with hungry jackels with especially irritating yips and cackles?

None? How disappointing.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 10 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

They're giving out PCP!?! Like anybody would be able to tell the difference with this board.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 11 April 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

the page cannot be displayed!!! how can i get it

― Patrick Thomas Burfitt (cyberfriend), Saturday, 13 August 2005 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Just keep clicking on the link. They're playing hard to get.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 13 August 2005 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

please i really want a psp but i cant afford it

― Stephanie An Wilson, Friday, 30 September 2005 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

if you're very very good, and make a wish...

...no, it's not going to happen.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 30 September 2005 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

(incidentally, I never noticed this before, hence the tardiness. Sorry)

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 30 September 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

Try clicking your heels together and say "I want a psp, I want a psp..."

It didn't work for me. I wanted a Cuban cigar and they gave me a dirty hotdog and kicked me out of Oz.

You might give it a try but I suggest that you have cab fare.

― Zen Clown, Friday, 30 September 2005 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT A SONY PSP PLZ

― Daniel Davison, Thursday, 6 October 2005 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

I"LL BE YA FRIEND

― Daniel Davison, Thursday, 6 October 2005 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

It was worth a go, I suppose.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 6 October 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

Husbands, kittens, PSPs - is there no end to the craven demands of our googlers?

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

They're not demanding enough, is what I reckon. Call that a demand? Pah! Where're the googlers demanding a free Fleet Aiir Arm, eh? or a herd of wild boar? Were I a googler I would stop at little short of THE WHOLE OF PORTUGAL. FOR FREE YOU BASTARDS. FREE.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 October 2005 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

Except Albufeira. You wouldn't want Albufeira, surely?

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 October 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

Not particularly, but I gather google have a very reasonable returns policy.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 October 2005 09:56 (nineteen years ago)

Do they pay the return shipping costs?

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 October 2005 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Mesdames/Sirs,

I am in recept of the Portugal that you sent on October 10, 2005. I find, however, that I don't quite have enough space to safely install it and hence it is lying slightly askew in my garage. Not only is this preventing me from parking my car, but since it's not level, my Portugal seems to be leaking something and despite repeated and copious donations of a pleasing and effective wine called 'verdelho' which has caused me to lurch painfully into doorjambs and trip on furniture left lying about, I fear that it simply won't 'fit' in my household. Could you arrange to have it picked up before this Wednesday as that's garbage day.

Otherwise, I have to say it's a pity I didn't measure better because I actually quite like the country. Perhaps you could recommend another, smaller contry to me. We were thinking Moldavia might be nice but I'm not 100% sure.

Thank you in advance for attending speedily to this request. I fear the upheavals recently to Portuguese society and to its economy may adversely affect its resale value.

Sincerely yours,

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i would like a psp and my parents said i can as long as i buy it my self but i will never be able to afford it so i thought you might be able to help

― trent van hoof, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

Moldavia is taken. Would you consider Malta or Albania? The former has a few too many scorpians, but the latter is full of contankerous sorts who like to hop into tiny rowboats and invade Italy. You could could rid yourself of them by waiting for the exodus, and then simply moving the country to another part of your garage before they are deported. The whole damned lot will be lost at sea, goats and all. You will not be so lucky ridding yourself of the scorpians.

By the way, the portuguese wine with the truly pleasing effect is called Agua Dente.

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

Hi could i please get a psp i really want one. i have been going to every webtite i can find, and maybye you can really help, i already have permission from my mom.
12 may 2006

― Kaisuva (sistershe3@hotmail.com), Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Hi i would like to have a psp i have been saving but just don't have enough money. i really want one so maybe you could really help.

― Felicity Luisa kaisuva (sistershe3@hotmail.com), Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hi i would like to have a psp i have been saving but just don't have enough money. i really want one so maybe you could really help. i asked my mom but she said she does not have the money.

― Felicity Luisa kaisuva (sistershe3@hotmail.com), Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

I know your mum, she's richer than Croesus.

And by the way, the Portuguese wine with the really pleasing effect is called port.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 May 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

It's the dirty hotdog that's bothering me. Could someone please explain to me what sort of deviant act this refers to?

― pooster, Friday, 12 May 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

Not until you finish your port, pooster. Do you realize there are children in 3rd world countries that don't even have port?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Can't those types make do with Amarula?

In any event, Papa always says real port should be made in a carport, not a garage.

― pooster, Saturday, 13 May 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

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