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― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

JOIN NOW!!!!

NOW, DANCE!!!! [draws a pistol and fires several rounds at Censored's feet]

NOW, SING "I"M A LITTLE TEAPOT" - WITH HAND MOTIONS!!!!

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

Yo censored..... chill, OK?

Everyone here knows you started another board so calm down.

Not trying to be harsh or nothing but let it go........

Any and every one that wants to go there to play will be there, those that wish not to will play here.

I remember when I made my first board, it was gonna be the biggest baddest coolest thing to ever hit the web. I pimped it everywhere I knew of at least five times a day so the word would get out that here is the end all of all boards. I pimped it until people were sick of hearing about it, and that was the key problem....

Like I said, not trying to be harsh, just a word of advice.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

And that word of advice has been taken to heart.
im not trying to be harsh either, but you usd the word "Pimped" wrong. and think aimless shot my toe. it hurts.....alot.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

Hey man, I tried.... besides....

Pimpin' ain't easy......

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

True,my friend...true

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

Isn't it generally more profitable to pimp broads than boards?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Not the Norfolk Broads, no.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

An early failed entrepreneurial experience, CJ?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

It was once thought that, with the advent of the WWW and Google, blank incomprehension at esoteric allusive jokes would become a thing of the past. How wrong we all were (and by "we all" I mean Faith Popcorn).

Mr. White (aka "Mr. What?") the Norfolk Broads are not a football team, as was my first speculation, but rather Britain's finest wetland, which if you ask me, could easily become a euphemism for a peculiarly stodgy type of Internet pornography and tittered at, if we were all to pitch in and pull together. In the same direction, that is.

BTW, CJ, would you be interested in purchasing a slightly used motto - Don't Suffolk-ate Norfolk! - in exchange for a few quid and a hundredweight of cuttlefish? I seem to have run short and need to tide myself over to the end of the week.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

If the motto doesn't cut the mustard, I have a very nice bolo tie I could be persuaded to part with.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

So can I take it that they used to keep Norfolk broads skinny with now banned weight drug Fen-Phen?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

No, merely laying of sedge.

That's right. Sedge.

Want to make something of it?

A roof maybe?

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Who sedge?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 28 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

A bulrush by any name would tickle the nostrils as much

― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 28 April 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I've been given the bum's rush before but it didn't tickle.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 28 April 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Poor bugger.

― MSW (MSW), Friday, 29 April 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

The board died over the summer but in recent days. But now i am pleased to announce that it is back so I leave you with this....

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― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 26 January 2006 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

JOIN NOW!!!!

NOW, DANCE!!!! [draws a pistol and fires several rounds at Censored's feet]

NOW, SING "I"M A LITTLE TEAPOT" - WITH HAND MOTIONS!!!!

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 26 January 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yo Matt ..... chill, OK?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Matt. Chill me some champagne already. I'm parched here, man.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Matt doen't need to chill, so much as he needs to stop stealing posts from Aimless.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. When I take the piss of someone I don't want someone else grabbing it for themselves.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 27 January 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

Piss grabbing? How does that work, exactly?

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 January 2006 09:37 (nineteen years ago)

It's a wild attempt to retrieve your piss from hitting the floor, when you've originally missed the point.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 27 January 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

That's easy for you to say.

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 January 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

For only £49.95 I can sell you a "Special Mitt." And thence, well, the ceiling's the limit, really.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 27 January 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

The Matt Mitt sounds fun! Though more of a boy thing, probably.

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 January 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

First you start pissing on the floor, now you're pissing on the ceiling. Where will it all end, Matt?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

On the wall?

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

How many of us can write their names? (if you know what i mean.)

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno but T H E I R N A M E S isn't going to look that exciting in the snow, IMHO.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

It would, if it were in my handwriting.

― C J (C J), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

It might be very exciting depending on whose piss it was.

― M. White (Miguelito), Saturday, 28 January 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

Yess it would. It would indeed. Just knowing that that person had dropped their pants and (even tho no one had seen them.) exposed themselves for that ever so breif period of time.

That being said I think it is time for me to steer this back on coarse. so i leave you with this...

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― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Sunday, 29 January 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

JOIN NOW!!!!

NOW, DANCE!!!! [draws a pistol and fires several rounds at Censored's feet]

NOW, SING "I"M A LITTLE TEAPOT" - WITH HAND MOTIONS!!!!

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, couldn't resist it.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

Everybody always wants to play with Aimless's pistol. How odd.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Yo M. White..... chill, OK?

Everybody wants to have CJ help them write in the snow too but no one wants to be the first in line what with the whole cold hands thing going on......

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

*picks up aimless's pistol*

"Aimless? Is it loaded? no? ok!"

*Pistol goes off grazing matt. it doesn't cause any damage but he pisses his pants. the piss then leaks through and write his name in the snow as he walks.*

"Damn it Aimless! I thought you said it wasn't loaded!"

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

I can't understand it. It hadn't had a drink all day!

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

To edit or not to edit, that is the question.

Whether or not to declare a moratorium on piss jokes, that is a further question.

A further question is raised: my stride is of a direct and purposeful nature, it would be unlikely that I would write my name in such a manner.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:03 (nineteen years ago)

That's not a question, Matt.

"Why are all my liquor bottles empty? Where is my pistol? Who is MATT and why did he write his name in my front yard?" Those are questions.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

maybe Matt meant 'would it be unlikely that I would write my name in such a manner?'

To which, I would answer, 'improbable, yes, but not impossible.'

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, both have a 'p' in them.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

I neglected to phrase it as a question, it was a presumption of understanding on the part of my audience that I shall not be so foolish as to make again. Ooo ickle wuvvy drunkies! Who likes Chantelle and Preston?

That, you will note, was a question.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 2 February 2006 08:11 (nineteen years ago)

Unlike "2B or not 2B, That is a pencil"

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 2 February 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

I fear I may have caused Matt undue offense. As an act of atonement, I have set fire to a liquor store and successfully placed a crossbow bolt in several nuns. Thankfully, I do not have access to Le Grand Frère and prior to your query had no knowledge of Chantelle, Preston or, even Camille.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Google tells me Chantelle is happy for Preston. Dare I go in there and find out more?

― HH, Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Michael old bean, those prior days were happy days for you, and it grieves me sorely to think that I may have exposed you to such filth due to pique. As an act of atonement I have laid waste to a large expanse of Lombardy, and the nuns will rue the day.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

I have laid waste to a large expanse of Lombardy

Are you sure that wasn't a drunken revery? As I recall, there are large portions of Lombardy where no matter how much waste one laid to them, one wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Still, 'tis the thought that counts.

I'm not too knowledgeable about the arcana of nunning. How do they rue a day? Is it with

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=rue+plant/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11qncnbog/EXP=1139069490/*-http%3A//www.butterflybushes.com/Rue.jpg ?

Or did you mean roux?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 February 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

Apologies meant http://ssrlibrary.ca/~megatron/images/roo.gif

which is clearly self-explanatory

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 6 February 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

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