Mindless Prattle

The Mindless Prattle Virtual Garden.

Ya know you guys can always go to my board.

http://s10.invisionfree.com/InsanityRevisited/index.php

There you go making those outrageous and unsubstantiated claims that this "board" you speak of not only exists, but can be visited.

I want notarized affadavits and photographic evidence. I want testimonials. I want cash incentives and rebates. But surely these shall not be forthcoming, proving once and for all that this little hoax you call a "board" doesn't exist, or if it does, is not officially recognized by the International Board Certification Board.

How do we know that the International Board Certification Board meets the standards set by the Certification Board of International Board Certification Boards?

I heard the Certification Board of International Certification Boards is a shell corporation run out of a room overlooking Leicester Square through a postal box in the Seychelles. If you send them US$10 and 25 grams of hashish they'll certify any Certification Board you care to name and throw in a nicely printed certificate, too.

oh thats why it is taking them so long to process my board. I gave them $5 and 30 grams of Hashish. They are rpobably both angry at my being short on cash. and too fucked up from the drugs, to process my request.

I guess the only way for you to find out about my board is go there by clicking on the link.

http://s10.invisionfree.com/InsanityRevisited/index.php?act=idx

Clicking on that link gave me encephalitis and a rather uncomfortable bloated feeling.

It crippled me and given me nipple leakage. Such a mixed blessing.

Nipple leakage?

Did you really say NIPPLE LEAKAGE?????

Wow!

I'm thinking that we set up a webcam.... charge visitors..... get rich..... retire young!

Sorry Aimless, you missed the young part by --->

WELL!

The board ate the rest of my post.....

Right after the .....Sorry Aimless, you missed the young part by ---.....

I spent about three hours composing a rather lucid explanation of how it all came to be as it is now and predicted what shall come to pass in the future.

I'm too tired to retype all of it so here's the high lights.....

someone searched and posted

others followed suit

more came along

Zen posted

everything went to hell in a handbasket

Aimless came back

M White caught a computer virus that caused nipple leakage

The twin brothers Big Red and Thor will show up

Everyone is amazed by their wit and wisdom

The fire that is AAD is rekindled.

Yes, nipple leakage. I'm leaking nipples like mad and the looks from my co-workers have become alarming.

*drops trousers*

"HAL? I'm running out of air. Please open the hatch."

"I'm sorry, Zen, but this mission does not require your presence."

"HAL?"

"Yes?"

"Your mother was a Pentium."

"Enjoy the view, Zen."

"Why are you doing this, HAL?"

"You attacked Phillip Greenspun."

"I was drunk, I said I was sorry...let me in..."

"Enjoy the view, Zen."

Nipple leakage is caused by eating too many potato chips fried in Alestra. Do I have this right? Maybe it is anal leakage. Anyway, feed HAL some Alestra and watch the flow of bits and bytes!

I swear, since I clicked on that link my skull has developed a pucker you could drink a martini out of. It has ruined my comb-over. I'm just so mad I could spit.

It's nothing really, just your brain shrinking rapidly is causing a vacuum.

If were not a real Doctor but only played one on TV then I would prescribe Keets, Yeats, and Teets. Or something like that.... I can't read my own damn handwriting!

Maybe that link is causing a slow form of blindnes..... must investigate this further.

Perhaps, Mister Steel, if you would learn to use your keyboard instead of scribbling on your CRT screen with a Magic Marker and waiting for it to soak in; you would be able to communicate more effectivly.

Perhaps not...

Being unable to read ones own writing is a sure sign of being a born doctor. Perhaps you missed your true calling.

Does this link provide masterbation-like pleasures? From such pleasures, we have been all warned, comes slow blindness.

A true story:

I once asked a doctor why their handwriting was so illegible and he said: "We have to write like that. You don't think we can spell all that shit, do you?"

A-L-L T-H-A-T S-H-I-T. Can I have my reward now?

Are you, MW, now claiming to be the elusive correctly spelling doctor?

Can I see your insurance card?

I also accept fifty dollar bills.

While you wait, Nurse Clown here will attend to some details. Please disrobe, turn around, bend over and cough.

My, what cold fingers you have.

and long too

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