Cardinal Sin

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― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

The entire BBC posting had not even one hint of humour in it. How could they resist?

Has the death of Cardinal Sin freed us to partake in the seven delicious activities?

1. PRIDE
2. ENVY
3. WRATH
4. SLOTH
5. GREED
6. GLUTTONY
7. LUST

Whose next on the list - Cardinal Holy Confession?

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

When I was growing up in darkest cornwall we had a local parish vicar called Reverend Irreverent. True story.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently, he did have a sense of humor about his name, calling his home a 'House of Sin'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit, fellow, when you number the Seven Deadly Sins like that, they are the Ordinal Sins.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

No...wait... sorry.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Aimless, can you pass the sacramental wine, please? I'm feeling parched.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm, where did I put that bloody wine?

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Don't do what you did last time. Pissing into a paper cup and then handing it to me does not count as 'passing the wine'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

The ordinance of the cardinal sins is indeed important - had you attended your catechism classes instead of sneaking off to smoke behind the bicycle shed, you would have known.

For future reference, remember, the wine only turns bloody after consecration (past the half way point of the mass, when the great unwashed are down on their knees faking pennance). Oddly enough, the bread turns fleshy at the same time.

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Which is roughly the point at which I turn over in my bed and vaguely consider going downstairs to make coffee.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

One man's pennance is another man's sin.

― MSW (MSW), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

El que de vosotros esté sin pecado sea el primero en arrojar la primera piedra

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

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