Exciting terrorism, part 2

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The first thread on this serious subject was begining to get...well...a little silly and Lynskey's very important post was, in my opinion glossed over. I refer, of course, to Arabian roofers. THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT! Do you know what the Arabs have more of than anyone else? OIL and SAND! Do you know what "composition" shingles are made of? OIL and SAND! They have a glut of resorces and they don't even need roofs! Hell, it doesn't even rain there, does it? If the Western world wants to maintain it's freedom from these parched-skinned devils, we'd better take heed. Bring back the thatchers. Repair, don't replace the slate. Tile! Independence from foreign roofing!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 21 November 2002 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Since you are speaking about Thatchers, let's talk about Tebbits ... and the fact that the bloke who dropped the first A-bomb was called Tibbets. Tebbit and Tibbets were both pilots ... I don't think there's any doubt about it: they are one and the same person, with a smattering of dissimulating figleaf for coverup, as is required in any Hollywood action movie. I vote that Keanu gets the role as Tibbets, and Fonda gets the role as Tebbit. Obviously, there will have to be a topless scene ... but I can't for the life of me think who might actually provide sufficiently scandalworthy toplessness ... let's face it, every female right down to postulatory CBBC presenters have presented their denuded busts for the benefit of one thing or another. Maybe it will have to be Christine Hamilton after all...

― Pooster (pooster), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

GOOD GOD! How can one wander off-topic when the roofs of the free world may be at stake? (Which Fonda did you picture? Peter, Jane or the dead one? If it's to be topless, I would pick Jane. After I saw "Barberella" years ago, I used to get naked and imagine I was that blind angel guy and...) Can we be serious hhere? Ssee wwhatt yyou've ddone? Yyou've ggot mme sstutttering. I have to go to the bathroom.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 21 November 2002 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I was actually thinking about Bill Fonda, the roofer from Runcorn. Very reasonable rates, cash in hand etc.

I can tell you don't read tabloids, Zenfella, otherwise you'd know that Ms Jane Fonda is a raddled old bag of many years. Unfortunately. But if you want to play the lusty timelord, you can always visit her here ...

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/chick/412/oops_jane_fonda.html

PS: I like her too. For her political beliefs, you understand.

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Excuuse ME! But I have Never revealed my bust to anyone it should not have been revealed to, no matter how drunk I have been.
(I know that Matt will refute this claim, but he only saw a small part of it which happened to be covered in cat scratches at the time.)

― Celeste (Celeste), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I should have said: every female who courted stardom ... sorry, no offence intended.

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

In that case none taken... continue where you left off.

― Celeste (Celeste), Friday, 22 November 2002 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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