Geriatric rock band names

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As the baby boom generation ages still further, we can confidently expect rock bands whose lead singers reaffix their dentures with Poligrip after a hearty rendition of "Proud Mary". I was lying abed this morning thinking of appropriate names for such rock bands. I came up with a few preliminary possibilities:

The Grave Disappointments
The Rheumatoids
Days of Future Long Past

Should you be able to think of any others, you may post them here and have them stolen by unscrupulous wankers who troll the interweb for the ideas they themselves are too bland to invent.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 9 July 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Gerry and the 'Attricks
The Paleoliths
The Jimi Maalox Experience

― M. White (Miguelito), Saturday, 9 July 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Jeriatric & the Pacemaker
My Reading Glasses
Onset Diabetics
Geritol Viagra
Fuzzy Vision

― M. Johnson, Saturday, 9 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Oldtimers Alzheimers doing "Who R U ?"
My Flabby Ass tooting "Speak To Me Oh Toothless One"
Erectile DisFUNKtion singing "Can't Get It Up No Mo"
Pill Poppin Parents doing "Is This Wednesday or Thursday?" AND flip side "You Forgot to Take Your Pills".

― Larry Johnson, Sunday, 10 July 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

The Poly - Gripers

Those damn noisy kids next doors

The Who, Am I

Dry Dream and the Wet Farts

Tom Pettycoat and the Hipbreakers

The Casket Riders

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Monday, 11 July 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

ÎÒKÖÒTÎÒEÒZ

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 11 July 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

I didn't even check that, did I?

The band was supposed to be called ĬŃĶÖŃTÎŃEŃZ

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I think the announcer's dentures slipped.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Dirt and Younger

Mothballs and Old Spice

Aches, Pains and Vericose veins

Tapioca for Roughage

Big Ears Big Noses and Little Else

Turn Signal Cadillac

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Friday, 15 July 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

With age Evanescance would surely become ""have-an-essence""

With age comes experience bloody high price if you ask me!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

Consider the alternative.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 21 July 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

The Rollin Stones

― Frankist Swedheadium, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

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