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Ladies and gentlemen, do you all mind if I re-join you? It has been terribly lonely out here on my own

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Mind? What's that?

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

Don't mind if I do. *extends empty glass*

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Of course you will be required to pay the mandatory twenty dollar rejoining fee to each of the remaining active members. Paypal is encouraged.

Welcome home

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Can I pay monthly as I am saving up for more whisky??

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 21 July 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

remaining active members

Ha! Wait. What exactly do you mean by 'members'?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 21 July 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

My member falls in and out of good standing.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Common problem, that, Aimless. Next time it's in good standing apply a liberal coat of varnish, let dry and you should wake up sober as a judge.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

I thought that "good standing" was some indian squaws name.....

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

Sober as a judge? Your cure is worse than the ailment.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 23 July 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Sober?? pleashe eshplain

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

Sobriety is a theoretical state that supposedly befalls the teetotaler. It is often fatal to good cheer, impaired judgment, and impetuous frivolity. Unless one has been properly trained to indulge in it with moderation, it is best left untouched.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

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