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I'm coming off a very fucked up night of being ripped as fuck, hitting on best friend's girls, making out with my own ex's, and hating summer. Ask me about things. Before I quit! :( :( :( :( :( :(

― Will M. (Will M.), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

I love the fact that I know approximately -1 of you, and I feel comfortable posting that. MAybe i don't love that. i am eating a bran muffin. i miss hunter s. thompson.

― Will M. (Will M.), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

The bran muffin - that's the important thing. Very cleansing.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Oh dear. Now, hours later, I see I ought to 'ask you about things'... and so:

Did the bran muffin clean you out?
Was it well-formed or a shapeless mess?
Did you feel vindicated?

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

Making out with your own, Ex Oh dear Lord! How much alcohol exactly did you comsume??

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

The only part of your post which perplexes me is the 'hating summer' part.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Someone call Public Enemy

― Frankist Swedheadium, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Someone call Public Enemy what?

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Call him a cab, perhaps?

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, he's a cab.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Will, how, what, and where are things?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

[Turns over an eight of clubs] Twenty-four. Dealer wins. [Rakes in chips.]

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 29 July 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

all i wanna know is 2 things!...how was the nookie?? and they werent fat were they? if they were fat...u were too fucked up!

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

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