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Fancy a tiny, weeny, awful pint? We do, we're off to Manchester. Who? Me, Jarlr'mai, Matt and Robin. Where? The Rampart Lion function room. Why? Mr. Mark Corrin is promoting his first ever event. What's it called?

NICK JAGGER

Why is it called "Nick Jagger"? Because a Japanese dish sounds a bit like it and it consists mostly of meat and potatoes. Yes, that's right . .

NICK FUCKING JAGGER

There will be DJ's, some live act, dancing and Booze. On the downside of things Lady Celeste won't be attending due to Andy fucking Gilchrist and his fires of righteous fury. She has to work 12 hour thankless shifts. So everybody be nice to her for a while or I'll rip your bastard faces off. Clear?

What will be in store? Well, something is going to go wrong. You are talking a night arranged by Mr. Corrin and a near complete Ormskirk possee in attendance. Something is going to go badly wrong.

Tune in late Saturday, possibly Sunday to find out what.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 22 November 2002 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I must send my regrets.

How do you propose we 'be nice to Lady Celeste', apart from refraining from pulling her nose? And if something is certain to "go badly wrong", isn't it more of a kindness to Lady Celeste that she participate vicariously, without going to the mess and expense of having her fingerprints on permanent file in Manchester?

― Aimless, Friday, 22 November 2002 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Aimless? Perhaps I am being overly sensitive but upon reading the thread, I could not help but notice that you an I were not invited. At first I dismissed what some might consider to be a snub to be a simple oversight. Then I considered the fact that we, in fact, are so far from Manchester that our attendence would be, really, out of the question. It would have been nice, though, an invite. Good manners and all. Then I realized that "good manners" would be totally inappropiate. Perhaps Lynskey is aware of the restraining order against me and was really being diplomatic. If you change your mind and want to "crash" their damn party, I'll loan you my boat.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 23 November 2002 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You've got a BOAT? You've been holding out on us Zen.
What flavour?

― Pete Andrews, Monday, 25 November 2002 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Junk, obviously

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 25 November 2002 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

NEWSFLASH - THE STORY OF THIS NIGHT IS SO LONG AND SHAMEFUL THAT NONE OF THE PARTICIPANTS CAN BE BOTHERED GOING INTO IT IN DETAIL. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS WE GOT LOST, ROBIN FUCKED UP, PORL AND MATT TANGOED, JIMMY DID HIS ANKLE IN, ROBIN WAS UNBELIEVABLY INSULTING TO A MAN EATING ON HIS OWN NEXT TO US IN THE CURRY HOUSE AND PORL BROKE HIS TROUSERS USING MR. GREENWOODS INHALER ON HIS PENIS.

"Where are my dogs? I am accustomed to being woken up with dogs!"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"But then take them away because i dont like dogs"

WHEN YOU INTERUPT A PAIR OF BAGPIPERS IN FULL DRESS IN THE CORNER OF A SEEDY CAR PARK TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS IT ALL STARTS TO GET A BIT WIERD.

I am an owl, tewit tewoo, an owl am i, look how i am an owl."

― Robin (RJM), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Utterly lost looking for roads in dimly lit Manchester slum.

"Mornington Crescent" (from amusing Radio 4 quiz show)
"ahahah"

5 mins later

"No look its FUCKING MORNINGTON FUCKING CRESCENT"
stares at sky towards vengeful God "STOP IT"

To pipers, dressed in full Scottish regalia, playing in dimly lit carpark in nameless Manchester St.

"Do you know where Withington is?"
"We're not from around here"
"REALLY?"

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Being the huddled minority of Caucasians amongst Japanese in an evening of J-Pop music.

"Wouldn't it be funny if it all went a bit Battle Royale"

― Robin (RJM), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim: You're going to fuck up
Robin:Not going to happen
Cue glass being smashed all over floor.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 28 November 2002 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin to man all on his own at 4am in a Manchester Indian eating curry and chips.

"So do you live alone then?"

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 28 November 2002 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin to same poor man - "Is all that food for you YOU FAT BASTARD!?!?"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 28 November 2002 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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