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et tu tutu

I can explain many of my long abscences due to my rather foolish practice of brickbatting leopards.

Did you mean: bricketting leopards?

I meant what I meant.

100%

I always think the percent symbol looks like a penguin looking at a mirrored wall.

I have only just begun to think that.

But it might not last.

Yep. There it went.

I don't see how really, but maybe it's because I haven't slept all night.

The D.T.s will do that to a person. The 'penguins in the percent sign' thing, I mean. Had it been psylocibin at work, it would have been flamingos in a discotheque.

I once had a flamingo in the microwave.

The molten pink plastic seeped under the door, onto the counter top, and dripped to the carpeted floor.

Luckily we had a new puppy and I blamed it on him.

New Puppy? When they get old, do you just trade them in?

No. But they lose that new puppy smell.

They have a spray for that now, though, don't they?

Sounds more convenient than a dip. Where would one look to purchase such an item?

New Puppy spray? I imagine you could talk to a used puppy salesperson. They always have loads of that stuff about.

Plus they're always recycling the dip. The last time, there were still chip crumbs in it!!

I shall have to look up a used puppy dealer and acquire some. I would like to do some experimentation with this spray and some pasteboard puppies. I just happen to have several dozen left over from the last gross I ordered.

THIS SUM GAY SHIT

SIGH THY AUTISMS

SMUTTY IS AS HIGH?

i guess it depends on your font

Freebird!!!

Caravan with a drum solo!

The last words spoken by the bass player before being kicked out of the band?

"Hey, I got an idea for a song"

If only Sting had heeded the advice my divorce might not be going through

You mean the advice "don't make a fifty quid bet with Matt's wife that she would never divorce him"?

It was more the part about Sting stuffing more of his toast done on one side down his face than his trachea would be capable of coping with, though your point is valid. My wife remains inscrutable on the issue.

Maybe she just doesn't want to be scrutable.

"Scrute this, why dontcha?"

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You have offended my God.

And my God's friends, relatives and household pets.

scrute

I really wouldn't, if I were you. Scruting is not for the faint-hearted.

Which begs the question, if a lion were faint-hearted, would it continue to be lion hearted?

Only in the strictest anatomical sense. In the same way even the brightest parrots are still bird-brained and a rooster, though it be hung like an elf, may still be a magnificent cock.

Oh, the humanity!

In case you need amusement today as well:

sjc-v84.sjc.youtube.com/get_video?video_id=zDKcevMFUCo
copy and paste into the address bar and save as golimar.flv

One always requires amusement, but that looks far too much like hard work. Someone peel me a grape.

After you're done, peel me one too. Then eat it for me, I can't be bothered, myself.

I'm dictating this post from my chaise-longue, that I have to use my own vocal chords for the purpose is ample evidence of the hard times in which we live. Le sigh.

Can you try and keep your sentences short?

I had to move my eyeballs to read that.

Don't make me scroll

OK. Better?

Hard to say. Comparable.

There there.

Where?

There on the stair, right there.

None so blind, and so on.

What's this about blind nuns, now?

It was a blind nuns COW.....

She entered it in a race and it came in first.

Headlines read.... and I quote....

"Nuns ass cow out in front."

The bishop fainted......

Aw hell, I messed that one up..... someone buy me a beer.

Maybe it's one of those convents where the sisters sew window coverings.