Something for the weekend

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I declare this weekend and all next week to be, "National Insult a Ginger Person Week"

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Ah...Geoff?

Perhaps, if you want some interaction here, you might try to "dumb down" a bit. Esoteric shit should be reserved for the lumberyard.

I suspect that there are several Mensans on this forum but we don't want to frighten off any "new blood".

( Hey, Zen? you're not going to post this, are you? )

Well...As a matter of fact...I think I will...

( You are an idiot. )

What's your point?

― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago)

Paul Scholes snuggles with foals.

How's that, Geoffrry?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking as the proud friend of some luxuriant and resplendent gingers, I declare this weekend and all of next week to be "point and giggle at Geoffrey Judge then when he turns round and goes 'what?' go sssh, ssshh, oh nothing, nothing" week.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

well I'm up for that! I will try tonight in the mirror

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:20 (nineteen years ago)

*sshhh*

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:59 (nineteen years ago)

*por nada*

― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

I have it on supreme authority, the most supreme in fact, that Paul Scholes only snuggles with foals in order to lure them from their mothers and into his wooden cabin where he molests them intellectually with video taped episodes of Fear Factor - primarily the episode that requires contestants to chew and swallow an entire uncooked platter of equine rectum.

― rudeboy (rudeboy), Sunday, 18 September 2005 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

How does one uncook a platter? Perhaps it is the singing variety being referenced?

― MSW (MSW), Monday, 19 September 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

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