What are the signs the internet has taken over your life?

When you end up ironing the Internet's shirts for it.

I was going to say when you discover you're having sex with it, but Aimless is right - it's all about the laundry really.

Everything comes back to 'laundry', according to Aimless. He has an extremely rare and debilitating paraphilia, soon to be included in the DSM-V. It started out with some harmless spot removal, and before he knew it every time he entered a laundry he'd be doin' a load.

I believe an intervention was attempted when he was discovered rolling around in a crisp fresh batch of laundry at his local laundromat.

I discovered his bizarre affliction one night when he informed me that he couldn't wait to get my shirt off me, I spent the night shivering in his lounge room while he locked himself away in his 'private laundry'.

A word of advice CJ, if he ever tells you he wants to get into your pants, get out quick!

That's right... Get out of those pants quick! ;)

I'm sitting here with 5 different computers within arms reach.

The computer that I am on right now has 3 monitors connected so that I can watch several forum all at the same time just in case someone makes a clever post and I need to reply to it RIGHT NOW.

But I'm not addicted, I can quit anytime I want!

What's the problem, anyway. Quitting is easy. I do it every night.

Ask еdë about those potato chips he buys in bulk.

Really, 10 twelve oz. bags are something one might share with family and/or friends but having Frito-Lay deliver product with fork lift?

If anyone wants to intervene with his potato chip "problem", see that you don't smell of potatos or salt or you may be in danger of being consumed.

I would find it so much easier to quit the internet if the porn weren't so darn good.

when u wash your computer more then ur clothes