What makes you happy?

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Covering yourself with molasses and rolling naked in freshly cut grass?

The cries of a newborn baby?

Attaching paper clips to your nipples and hooking yourself to a 12V battery?

Riding a bike on a spring afternoon,the birds singing, the wind rushing through your hair, the sun caressing your face?

Perhaps you enjoy collecting things- spoons, dolls, bottles of urine, that sort of thing...?

The sound of a freshly opened bottle of liquor?

― Anna. (Anna.), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

Covering myself in motor oil and rolling in freshly cut glass

The cries of the Newburns' baby

Attached please find my nipples, a 12 volt battery, and some motorized roller skates. Please do not take me farther than the highway entrance

Springing on a bike, riding all afternoon, the wind singing, birds rushing through my hair, the sun beating down on my face

I used to collect doll urine but it's become frightfully expensive

I have resolved to only saber my alcoholic beverage containers this year. This has made drinking cans of beer rather difficult but it has also led to a significant increase in the number of glass shard related accidents in my life and my fellow topers.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Well, cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.
That is what makes me happy, that and the company of this body of people!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

Finding a spot on the voodoo doll in which to stick another pin.

― MSW (MSW), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

Does a shemale have what you might call a "body of people"?

― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Does a shemale have "a body of people" often? is a more important question

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

A shemale does have a "body of people", but nobody else wants anything to do with it.

― C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno about that, CJ. There's a market for lots of things nowdays.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Patpong Night Market?

― C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

You seem to know more about this than I do!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

I've been around a bit, y'know.

― C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

That and the whole subbing for God thing probably helps too.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

*taps nose*

― C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Wait. What? What does it serve? Can I get a cider?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Are you implying my head has an apple at its core?

― C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I just figured that with your temporary divine powers your nose tap could pour whatever you wished.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

What makes me happy? Vicodin

― northofhamptons, Friday, 23 September 2005 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

Get with the Blissium. At once.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

Chase it with a double scotch.

― Zen Clown, Friday, 23 September 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

People use different things to make them happy:
Alcohol,
Drugs,
Killing things,
Sex,
Reading the dictionary.

I live deep in the far bushland so I have access to none of these things.

So I use cricket, night & day, senselessly.

It's like a drug, except it's not killing me physically, just mentally.

Nor does it give we wild mid day hallucinations.

It'll probably be the death of me.

― Justen, Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Cricket is a dangerous thing. I once accidently caught a glimpse of it on t.v and had a near death experience.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Thursday, 24 November 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

I have a cricket living beneath my bed. It annoyed me at first but later I was lulled by it's sensuous chirps.

I used to have a monster under my bed but the cricket drove it away.

Monsters, obviously, have no tolerence for chirping.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 24 November 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Justen?

Welcome to Ask A Drunk.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 24 November 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Yes welcome to our world, but don't expect any mercy.
Remember, the penguins have been slowly stealing pieces of our minds.
How else would you explain ORMSKIRK???

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Friday, 25 November 2005 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ormskirk doesn't need to explain itself to the likes of you.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 25 November 2005 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

Let us not toy with the delicate flower which is the mystery of Ormskirk. Let us tope blissfully.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Tope?

― Zen Clown, Friday, 25 November 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, tope.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 26 November 2005 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

As all good topers ought.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 26 November 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ancora imparo.

― Zen Clown, Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

indeed

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Monday, 28 November 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

Auguri, Zen.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Augurii

Plural for soothsayer.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

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