Tales from a travelling drunk

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Some of you may remember me from a place far, far away from here. I used to regale people for hours with tales of my pantless uncle.
I'm sure your dying to know how he's been getting on.

He's been hit by a car again since the last time we chatted. He was briefly engaged to a toothless woman, and has since become somewhat toothless himself. He has bee re-united with his identical twin brother ( who is also toothless). He was briefly abducted by aliens. Only to be returned shortly after. One day he hopes to be hit by a car while sober, so he can sue (or as we like to say, to hit the unemployed man's 'jackpot'). His life is like a poorer, uglier and drunker, bold and the beautiful.

Am I the only one with a pantless uncle? Tell me about the whacko in your family. ( A word of warning, if you're thinking right now that there is no whacko in your family you probably are the whacko).

― Anna. (Anna.), Sunday, 28 August 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

The fact that I am the wacko is well attested and has as a basis in legal fact several lawsuits and appelate court decisions.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 August 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Are you pantless then, with smelly nieces and nephews running about?

― MSW (MSW), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

I might be the black sheep in my family. I am certainly woolly enough, but only inside my head, not upon it.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

How can you tell the colour of the wool inside your head? Do your eyes brush up against it when you fall asleep, and have tails to tell when you awake?

― MSW (MSW), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

How does one go about telling tails?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

It has been my experience that one can tell a tail, but no matter what one says, it will not answer.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

It does answer - by wagging.

― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

"It does answer - by wagging."

Thank you. That statement has enabled me to attain FULL ENLIGHTENMENT.

Often, I have wondered why I dallied on this silly forum (Other than the obvious fact that I am infatuated with CJ.)

Thank you.

(Would anyone care to purchase a canoe? I don't need it now. I can walk across the lake.)

― Zen Clown, Saturday, 3 September 2005 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

Consider keeping the life jackets from the canoe. I have a hunch you might need them.

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yea of little faith...

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 8 September 2005 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

Little Faith? Is she old enough now, Zen? Remember what happened last time when they caught you with Hope and Charity.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Yes.

Thank God I had good legal representation.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

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