I might shave my legs.

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Dude Steel sent me some really nice hosery. I put them on and they "felt funny".

I asked him about it an he said "Silly ass. They won't feel right until you shave your legs."

Zen Clown, Thursday, 8 September 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

I need some advice here. Dude is a kidder and I'm sorry but I don't really trust him.

Aimless? I recall that you shaved your entire body a few years ago. Did that "feel funny"? Did those pantyhose bind your crotch?

I really need some advice here.

Zen Clown, Thursday, 8 September 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

Don't trust him!!

Try shaving the inside of the hosiery first,and then let us know.

You may need to remove them to try this as shaving foam goes everywhere.

If it still feels strange try removing CJ from the inside of them before youu put them back on

Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 8 September 2005 09:29 (nineteen years ago)

CJ allowed me to remove her hose once. Then she kicked me in the head, threw me out,naked, and left me groveling in the yard.

I thought it was love...tough love perhaps...then she fired up that lawnmower...

Zen Clown, Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Why were you messing with her garden implements, Zen?

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

She wouldn't let me "mess' with anything else.

Oh! Oh! She DID allow me to do her laundry once. I had to scrub it with a brush...naked...Then she msde me wear her wet panties and bra and run around until they were dry...Then she said "These things are soiled." and she made me wash them again.

British girls...*shakes head*...I don't know.

So easy to love...so hard to get along with...

Zen Clown, Friday, 9 September 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
isn't doing her laundry a true so of addiction (as mentioned in true signs of when internet has taken over your life)

el queso, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

did sumone say bri'ish g'ls

Saddam the cab driver, Friday, 16 December 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)


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